Email to Kyle, Jay and Forge

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To: [DogBoy], [BirdBoy], [MakerBoy]
From: [The kid with the hands]
Subject: It's decided

Tuesday needs to be more interesting. Rendezvous in the flat common room in 20.

Emails to Marius, Dani, Rahne, Terry, Paige, Marie-Ange, Clarice, Kitty, Illyana and Catseye

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TO: Dani, Rahne, Terry, Paige, Marie-Ange, Clarice, Kitty, Illyana and Catseye
FROM: Jennie

Have you ladies noticed anything odd about your underwear? Hairs that are not yours? Or even feathers? Or the fact that they're in places that they're not supposed to be? I am double damn sure that one of these bras in my laundry basket is Dani's.

And why did Forge just offer to do my laundry?

I smell a rat. Multiple rats.

-J


TO: Tea Tree Oil Boy
FROM: Orange Lady

Marius, my dear dear dear friend. I found a multitude of black curly hairs in my laundry basket. Black curly hair that carries the unmistakible scent of tea tree oil.

Tea Tree Oil, which you once told me makes your hair so "shiny and soft, yet so manly."

I will find out. And there will be retribution. And lots of pain.

-J

(no subject)

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To: [Ororo]
From: [Wanda]
Subject: Greenhouse

Ororo,

Do you mind if I sleep in the greenhouse tonight? I'm feeling slightly...claustrophic right now and I'm too sore to go camping.

Wanda

Email to Marius, Kyle, and Jay

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To: [Laverne, M], [Gibney, K], [Guthrie, J]
From: [Forge, JH]
Subject: Super extra double-busted.

So did the Professor give any of you guys the big mental "I expect a higher degree of maturity from you" lecture just now? And to top it off, I have to go show Mr. Lee how I bypassed the door locks so he can update the security. It's like being forced to kick my own ass.

And just in case some of the girls are planning revenge, I brought up food from the kitchen, I think we can make a good defensive position in here if they try and starve us out.

JHF

Email to Jamie, Shiro, Jono; Email to Forge, Marius, Kyle, Jay

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To: [master of multiple mayhem], [can of atomic whoopass], [thoracic furnace]
From: [the ghost in the machine]

( Subject: Your mission, should you choose to accept it... )

To: [low man on the genius pole], [handjob], [toilet breath], [stuffed and mounted]
From: [the ghost in the machine]

( Subject: RUN. )

Email to Cain Marko

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To: (Marko, Cain)
From: (Gibney, Kyle)
CC: (Forge, John Henry),(Guthrie, Joshua),(Laverne, Marius Sammar Cartier)
Subject: HELP!

HELP! Threats! Can we stay in the boathouse for our own safety? I claim asylum!

-Kyle