Emails to Marius, Dani, Rahne, Terry, Paige, Marie-Ange, Clarice, Kitty, Illyana and Catseye

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

TO: Dani, Rahne, Terry, Paige, Marie-Ange, Clarice, Kitty, Illyana and Catseye
FROM: Jennie

Have you ladies noticed anything odd about your underwear? Hairs that are not yours? Or even feathers? Or the fact that they're in places that they're not supposed to be? I am double damn sure that one of these bras in my laundry basket is Dani's.

And why did Forge just offer to do my laundry?

I smell a rat. Multiple rats.

-J


TO: Tea Tree Oil Boy
FROM: Orange Lady

Marius, my dear dear dear friend. I found a multitude of black curly hairs in my laundry basket. Black curly hair that carries the unmistakible scent of tea tree oil.

Tea Tree Oil, which you once told me makes your hair so "shiny and soft, yet so manly."

I will find out. And there will be retribution. And lots of pain.

-J

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[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I've had a dreadful day and now this?

Who's D cup is this and why is it under my pillow?


Terry.

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[x-blink.livejournal.com]

...mine...

Clarice

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[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Oh really now? And here I thought we'd just had a unexplainable laundry screw up in our room. Anybody else having a strange underwear related incident or four?

-Kit

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[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

I know I don't wear lacy thongs and I suddenly have several. anyone want to claim them?

Dani

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Those are likely mine. I am.. unamused, but if nothing is harmed, I see no reason to make a fuss. I do believe that a touch of revenge is in order if we have a confirmation of the culprits.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

To: [Newly blonde bombshell]
From: [Still secure in his masculinity]


Now, now, there's no call for accusations here. I did nothing to your delicates that was unethical, immoral, or indecent. From a legal standpoint, at least. If you have concerns about my masculine filth, however, I am more than willing to do your laundry. After all, it's nothing I haven't already seen.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

To: Fluffy-Haired Man
From: Hath No Fury

Yes, are we forgetting a certain suitemate of mine? The purple one? She'll know who's been in my room.

And she knows where your tender spots are.

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To: [Did I scorn?]
From: [The unafraid]


I am well acquainted with the pointier bits of Catseye, not to mention intimately familiar with the acquity of her roommate's canine senses. I was prepared for this eventuality. This is also why while in Cats' and Rahne's room I very pointedly touched nothing but the floor. Not that this will do much to mitigate the pain, but I felt an effort must be made.

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I've got what ammounts to a confession from Marius. Forge is the next likely suspect, he looked mighty sheepish when he offered to do my laundry. I found a red feather in my basket, which points to Jay which means Kyle couldn't be far behind. I'll have to ask Rahne and Catseye to confirm this, and the flush out any more guilty parties.

Girls. I do believe this calls for retribution. Not today, oh no. This will take planning. I shall be in touch....

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anyone ever watch "salute your shorts" on TV? I saw the reruns a few years ago...needless to say, the summer camp had an interesting flag.

and whatever we do, it needs to invovle glitter. getting it out of feathers, marius oil rag hair and forge's gears is always unfun.

Clarice

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Whatever we do, it will involve all of us. Since it seems they had their grubby mitts in all our underwear drawers.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Whatever nefarious plans you have in mind, consider me interested and available. Some of those things were not meant to be seen by anyone -except- Doug. And he is walking around my room muttering "Deaaaaatttthhhh"...

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[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Ohcrapjonoforgedoomcrap.

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[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

I'm fully in. I say they want underwear? Let's give it to them straight down their throats.

Jamie's giving me full access to his supplies, but this is our show, girls.

-Kit

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[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

I'm in. I mean, I knew they were idiots, but I hadn't been convinced until now that there was a lucid argument to be made for an actual smackdown.

I know thought rarely enters their tepid grey matter, but this is above and beyond what I am willing to put up with.

Illyana

PS - I know demons aren't allowed on campus, but there's no reason we can't go to the demons. None whatsoever. I'm just saying.