Email to Callie & Fred
Jun. 30th, 2009 09:11 amTo: [Callie, Fred]
From: [Julian]
Subject: [I have a plan...]
So try to stay with me on this one.
We kidnap Yvette.
Now I know what you're going to say, but this is where the plan gets awesome.
The four of us drive to the coast. Then, once there, we rent some boards and I teach you guys how to surf.
What do you think? I know I'm no Danny Ocean, but I'm at least a Matt-Damon's-Character-From-That-Movie.
-Julian
From: [Julian]
Subject: [I have a plan...]
So try to stay with me on this one.
We kidnap Yvette.
Now I know what you're going to say, but this is where the plan gets awesome.
The four of us drive to the coast. Then, once there, we rent some boards and I teach you guys how to surf.
What do you think? I know I'm no Danny Ocean, but I'm at least a Matt-Damon's-Character-From-That-Movie.
-Julian
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Date: 2009-06-30 02:26 pm (UTC)From: [Fred]
I got no problem with this plan. Hell, I'll drive us all there. But I ain't doing no surfing, Jules. I sink in water, remember?
- Fred
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Date: 2009-06-30 02:29 pm (UTC)From: [Julian]
Dude, I remember. You don't have to surf if you don't want to- but you should give it a try in some shallow water since you can't really be hurt by sinking down...or you could get us some lobsters while we all fall on our asses. Or you and Callie could just make-out on the beach some.
Glad to have you aboard roomie.
-Jules
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Date: 2009-06-30 02:38 pm (UTC)From: [Fred]
Heh, I can't say I'd mind this version of the plan at all. :)
And man, I heard about the thing with Angel at the restaurant and stuff. I'm so sorry man. I understand if you wanted to talk about it, we woulda. But still, if you want I'm here, man.
- Fred
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Date: 2009-06-30 02:48 pm (UTC)From: [Julian]
I appreciate the offer and I might if things get any worse. Some quality Street Fighter time or a sparring match wouldn't be turned down though.
-Julian
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Date: 2009-06-30 03:31 pm (UTC)From: [Fred]
Sparring? Sure, I'm up for it.
Just don't hit me in the stomach to hard. It's a long story.
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Date: 2009-06-30 03:36 pm (UTC)From: [Betto, Callie]
Subject: Surfing Safari!
If you're Matt Damon can I be Catherine Zeta Jones' character?
No. It sounds good. So I distract Kevin while Fred gets Yvette and Julian drives the getaway car? And I would love to learn how to surf, but even just building sand castles would be fun.
I'll make sure to grab some gear for Yvette, I don't know if she knows how to swim or not.
-Callie
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Date: 2009-06-30 03:40 pm (UTC)From: [Julian]
Subject: [Hang Ten]
Wouldn't that make Fred Brad Pitt? I guess I see the resemblance.
Remember to bring the chloroform, since she'll probably try to bolt once she sees me.
I'll be scouting out a location this afternoon- more information to come.
-Jules
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Date: 2009-06-30 03:43 pm (UTC)From: [Betto, Callie]
Subject: Tubular
Fred or I can sit with her in the back and the other can navigate up front. Don't worry Julian, everything will be fine.
-Callie