Txt to Wanda

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

new def of awkward-sitting btw jean-paul and crazy sister @ movie. dont you dare say anything about karma.

Comments

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

...did you get kidnapped?

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

no i totally wouldve mentioned that

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

That pleases me.

But since you weren't kidnapped? Ahahahahaha! Haaaa!

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

hate you. yr sposed to be sympathetic im typing btw my knees dammit

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

I don't tend to be very sympathetic when something's between your knees, my dear.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

even when its my head coz im trying to avoid getting killed by crazy mc crazystein? also totally hating you right now

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

NOT THAT HEAD perv

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

All your own fault.

What is it the kids say? No hate, something something about a player? I have no idea.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

*GIGGLE*

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

dont hate the player hate the girl who gives you no love when yr stuck in a movie theater being awkward

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

You're adorable when confused and cornered.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Jake is not as subtle as he thinks he is. Or as fast. I have threatened to tell JM that he attempted the yawn maneuver and now I feel bad. Should have taken a picture of his expression for you and missed out -- forgive me? JPB

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Jake? Subtle? Haaah.

Hmm, perhaps. I demand milk duds in return for this lapse.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

You expect me to get Milk Duds past the ravenous hordes? Past Jake? Past NATHAN? Why not ask me for the still-beating heart of Christ? JPB

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Because I'm assuming it does not taste as delicious as a box of faintly stale movie Milk Duds. Should have taken the picture, I suppose.

Good luck!

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Would a picture of Jake sulking suffice? If his gutterlip becomes any more pronounced, I will be able to set my drink on it. JPB

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Think about this for a minute - who do you want to face down more? Them or me having been denied the little chocolate balls of goodness?

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

You make a good case. JPB

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you sold me out for Milk Duds. I totally hate you.