Text to Lex & Email to Adri

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SMS to Lex
Hey soldier boy, doing any dangerous assignments? I could use some help relocating that apartment of mine today. But I can find someone else if you're busy... Text or ring, aye?


To: [Cupcake]
From: [Sassafras]
Subject: Moving

So where can I nab those keys from today? I'm still putting shit in boxes but I should be ready to actually relocate stuff by the afternoon.

Comments

[x-lexington.livejournal.com]

Give me a time. I'll be there, rested and ready to work.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

2-3ish is good.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

From: [Cupcake]
To: [Sassafras]
Subject: Moving

I had the cleaning crew in there on wednesday night and they were supposed to have left the keys on Amara's desk. She will have given them to the security desk in the foyer on the ground floor.

Shit being weapons and books, right? Because heaven forbid you'd have amassed any collection of clothing to take with you.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

To: [Cupcake]
From: [Sassafras]
Subject: Re: Moving

Butter up the security guys, got ya. I can work that. Security guys love me because I'm a big, strong capable woman and men love a woman who can kick their ass. At least in theory they do.

Well there's a bag of clothing for Aoife. One for Daniel. Mine fits in a big army-issue duffel. Motorcycle leathers and rain gear in a backpack. My various shoes for all my bodies take up more space. And I have twice as many books and weapons (separately) than clothes. Oh and I have kitchen stuff. When did I get that?

[x-lexington.livejournal.com]

Should I bring the Jeep or do you have enough space to move it all in one go?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

U-Haul is my friend. And has more space than the Jeep.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

From: [Cupcake]
To: [Sassafras]
Subject: Moving

It was more 'they'll have it for you' than 'butter them up', but if you want to flirt with them, go crazy. I'll have fun watching the tapes afterwards. They're both gay. Or eunichs. Something like that. I didn't want them too distracted by the models to do their jobs. So you might need to do a Daniel mimic before you try buttering them up.

You have more than one pair of shoes? Really? Wait, are they all sneakers? Or combat boots?

Mmm, I forgot you had the leather. Please be sure not to leave those behind.

Kitchen fairies maybe?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

To: [Cupcake]
From: [Sassafras]
Subject: Re: Moving

How would being gay keep them from being distracted? Daniel can pick up the keys. His clothes are easy to unpack anyway.

Sneakers and combat boots. Aoife likes ballet flats and mary janes since, you know, she wears skirts. Oh I have flip flops for lazy times but I don't think I've ever worn them?

How would I ever pick up chicks without the leather? Tres importante to not forget that. (Why the fuck did I just come out with "tres"?)

Sorta like when people had kitchen appliances just show up in their apartments around here. Pretty sure that was Yana. Which means she stole it from someone she doesn't like.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

From: [Cupcake]
To: [Sassafras]
Subject: Moving

I was joking. They're not really gay. And they may be suspicious if Daniel picks up the keys. I haven't explained to them that my new tenant is a shapeshifter yet. I gave them pictures of you and Aoife, but I forgot about Daniel, sorry. And I didn't explain that you and Aoife are technically the same person. I may have mentioned that the blue woman and the cute redhead are lovers.

Am I telling them your name's Lennox or Carlsyle, by the way?

Flip flops are just wrong.

Is it possible you're been hanging around Beaubier too often? I ran into him a short time ago.

I can have people drop random strange things off for you at the penthouse if you'd like.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

To: [Adrienne]
From: [Vanessa]
Subject: Re: Moving

I'm fucking myself? Brilliant. Well, technically true in a solo lovin' kind of way I guess. Daniel could be our beard. Jesus, why am I talking about my personae like they're all individual people?

Why do they need a last name? The one on the Morgan ID is Lennox. I don't actually carry the ID with my real name on it.

They are easy and don't require socks.

I haven't been hanging around him though. I saw him twice. There was mild hanging out the second time, I guess. I took him to that stoner bakery, got him the doughnut from you.

Only if you don't like them and you want them threatened at knife, arrow or gunpoint.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

From: [Cupcake]
To: [Sassafras]
Subject: Moving

It seemed funny at the time? Oh no wait, it's still funny to me. And I don't know why you're talking to them like they're individual people... because you like to imagine yourself in those sorts of situations with... yourself?

I meant do you want to be Vanessa or Morgan. The last names was poor way of asking that question, sorry.

So are and so do high heels.

Hmm. Still, seems like a subconscious thing to me. Your brain is telling you to spend more time with him.

I'll keep that in mind.

[x-lexington.livejournal.com]

Makes sense. I'm on my way now.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

To: [Adrienne]
From: [Vanessa]
Subject: Re: Moving

I do turn myself on.

On the lease or to the security guys? Vanessa on the former, Morgan to the latter.

I am not wearing high heels. I am six feet tall, I neither require nor desire heels of any height.

I should probably go annoy the fuck out of him to keep him on his toes and make sure he's gone to the mansion already.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

From: [Cupcake]
To: [Sassafras]
Subject: Moving

Rawr!

Okay, will do.

Hmm yes this is true, you are already tall enough without them. This is why I have to wear higher ones when I'm with you, which is not a bad thing.

I saw him at the mansion. He's got nothing on his walls. Worried he'll do some concussive blast thing and break something? I used my powers to convince him he won't, but somehow I doubt that would actually pursuade him to put the stuff back on the walls, so maybe you can? Then again do you have things on your walls, now that I think about it?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

To: [Adrienne]
From: [Vanessa]
Subject: Re: Moving

I have weapons on my walls. I need to go check in on him after moving has happened. Maybe I'll have Lex kidnap me back to the mansion tonight or tomorrow or something and pester Frenchie to death.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

From: [Cupcake]
To: [Sassafras]
Subject: Moving

I was going to bring you wine tonight! I can move the wine to Jean-Paul's suite if you want, though. And if he wants.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

To: [Adrienne]
From: [Vanessa]
Subject: Re: Moving

Um ... wine might need to wait.

Until, like, tomorrow.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

From: [Cupcake]
To: [Sassafras]
Subject: Moving

What the hell? Are you doing something with Lex in the penthouse?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

To: [Adrienne]
From: [Vanessa]
Subject: Re: Moving

Strictly PG. I'll explain later.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

From: [Cupcake]
To: [Sassafras]
Subject: Moving

You'd better!