E-mail to Kitty

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To: {cutest workaholic ever}
From: {slacker boy}
Subject: Wanna watch a felony?

I'm kidnapping Doug tomorrow so Angie can take him on a nice relaxing night out away from the evil demon homework. Also volunteered to drive, since Angie can't and Doug'll be a little tied up. ;)

Pleasepleaseplease come with? You need a break too, and I need to take you out for dinner and a movie. We're just gonna drop Doug and Angie off somewhere and set up a rendesvous time for later, so it'll be just us, and if there isn't anything in the theaters you want to see, we can always go to Ventresca's again. Dinner and dancing sound good?

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To: {cutest ever}
From: {the kitten}
Subject: Wanna watch a felony?

Sounds like fun. Dinner and dancing are always good, but both Van Helsing and Eternal Sunshine will be playing at the local, if you're interested... *grin*

Please tell me the Doug being tied up is just an expression.

-Kit

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Van Helsing isn't until tomorrow, unless we're talking some kind of sneak preview, which would be cool. Eternal Sunshine looks nifty, though, what with Jim Carrey and all.

And . . . well, yes, it can be an expression, I'll give you that much. ;)

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Wait, are we kidnapping Doug tonight or tomorrow? If it's tomorrow and you would rather watch silly gothic-ness we could go to Van Helsing, but if it's tonight Eternal Sunshine works for me. *grin*

It can be or it is? Are you honestly going to tie him up in the car?

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Tonight. Angie thinks he'll snap and go on a manic killing spree in Linear B if we wait until tomorrow.

Well, okay, she just thinks he'll snap, but come on, manic killing spree in Linear B. :)

I can definitely say I won't be tying him up in the car. But I have to get him to the car, don't I? And he goes all zombie when he studies.

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I definitely disapprove of killing sprees during math class. Sounds like an intervention is highly in order.

*shakes head*
Doug and bondage are things I never want to think about.

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Eeew. No. Me either. I'm just tying him to his chair and rolling the chair down to the garage. Different kind of thing entirely.

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Wait, you're taking him _and_ the chair? So are we taking the jeep then?

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Oh, I'll untie him before we leave. Angie would get weird looks otherwise. The tying up is mostly just for the joke.

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Ah, ok. That's much more reasonable.