Email to Cammie

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To: [naughty girl]
From: [klondike man]
Subject: So...

What a coincidence! I'm pretty sure it's your turn to be spanked by me, too! :D

-D

Comments

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

to: [WWJDFAKB]
From: [Some Random Girl]
Subj: Re: So...

Well then, I'll start a line. Which will be like a kissing booth for charity except it's not for charity and it's not just kissing.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [charity booth]
From: [more interested in what you would do for a klondike bar]

A line, huh? Perhaps I'll go looking for someone I don't have to wait in line for... :D

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: [Anything and more. Mmmmm, klondike bar...]
From: [Open for Business!]

Hey, parties who have proven themselves get to skip the line. That's the entire reason the line exists.

To be jumped over and possibly fucked behind, depending.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [anything? do tell]
From: [vip card]

What's that, you want to get fucked in the behind? ;-)

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: [Guess]
From: [Amuses herself]

Well, now that you mention it... I'm okay with any of these combinations of words.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [amuses? is that what they call it these days?]
From: [sometimes i like hearing you say it]

Somehow I kind of guessed that you would.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: [A Horrible (sexy) Man]
From: [STILL amusing herself...NAKEDLY]

Hey, there's no subtext like buttsex. :D

And a good time will be had by all. Especially me.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [horrible sexy lady]
From: [horrible sexy man]

Especially since they're anagrams.

A good time to be had by all? Shall I classify this as a 'booty' call, then? :D

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: [Why are you not in front of me and naked yet?]
From: [Likes randomly changing the ID of people she emails.]

Figured you'd like that since it's all wordy and shit.

Now, who is driving where? And wherever I end up tonight, you best be naked when I get there! So if you're coming over here, you should've been naked by now.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [impatient lass]
From: [likes to keep you wanting more]

Well, you know me. I am a cunning linguist, after all.

My place has the benefit of relative privacy. Not that that's a major concern for me, but still. Is your roommate in? :)

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: [Is good at what he does]
From: [Still. Waiting.]

A very cunning linguist, and an extremely punny one who should be naked and in front of me.

And she's sulking about because she hasn't learned life's most important lesson yet. So I guess I'm coming over there. Oh well, I'll bring a vibrator with me for the ride.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [demanding girl]
From: [very very good]

See, I enjoy your whole 'why aren't you here when I demand it' bit, because we both know I don't need to beg for it, which drives you crazy.

POIDH. (Pics Or It Didn't Happen)

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: [Hey, you like it]
From: [Forgoing Panties]

I'm sorry, my camera crew is currently filming Kevvy and JP. But if you'd like to arrange for a demonstration later, I'm sure I could comply.