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xp_communicationTo: [Minion #1]
From: [Jedi Master]
Subject: Gratis
In honor of your most excellent support efforts so far as getting Tabitha Tabitha Smith (aka Paranoid Hot Chick, aka Pretty Hot & Tempting, aka Every School Boy's Dream, aka Sexy Librarian) into my shower, I propose food. Or at least free labor on my part. How's that art house studio thing of yours coming along?
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From: [Jedi Master]
Subject: Gratis
In honor of your most excellent support efforts so far as getting Tabitha Tabitha Smith (aka Paranoid Hot Chick, aka Pretty Hot & Tempting, aka Every School Boy's Dream, aka Sexy Librarian) into my shower, I propose food. Or at least free labor on my part. How's that art house studio thing of yours coming along?
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Date: 2011-02-23 07:36 pm (UTC)From: [Why am I suddenly a minion?]
There are plans and supplies and work will be happening as of this weekend. Free labor is always welcome. I don't think you'll actually get her in your shower, though.
KF
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Date: 2011-02-23 07:39 pm (UTC)From: [Pretty Please With Sugar On Top?]
Subject: RE: Gratis
I can try really, really hard, though. And maybe, one day, my persistence will pay off. You never know. It might.
Let me know where I need to be to help with the manual labor and stuff.
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Date: 2011-02-23 07:42 pm (UTC)From: [Maybe]
Yeah I'll let you know.
Dude, don't get your hopes up there. I've been here for over three years or something like that and I don't think I've ever heard of her getting near anyone's shower.
KF
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Date: 2011-02-23 07:44 pm (UTC)From: [Working On It]
Sweet.
Is her secondary mutation that she never gets dirty? Cause otherwise she's gonna have to've gotten near a shower.
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Date: 2011-02-23 07:49 pm (UTC)From: [ Maybe Minion]
I'm pretty sure she goes near her own shower, but it might be the only one.
KF
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Date: 2011-02-23 07:50 pm (UTC)From: [Yay!]
Half the fun's making her blush.
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Date: 2011-02-23 11:34 pm (UTC)From: [Still only MAYBE Minion]
Ok, see, I get that. If blushing is good enough endgame then go forth and make her squirm! Just don't get your blue balls in a knot if it's all the endgame you get, dude.
KF
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Date: 2011-02-24 02:23 am (UTC)From: [Benevolent Director]
Blushing's the only endgame I'm really going for. I've got manners, Minion #1.
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Date: 2011-02-24 02:26 am (UTC)From: [Padawan]
You do? Do you keep them in your back pocket so no one knows you've got them?
KF
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Date: 2011-02-24 02:34 am (UTC)From: [Wise Beyond Measure]
Yes.
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Date: 2011-02-24 02:39 am (UTC)From: [Strapping Lad]
Good plan. No one will figure it out unless they're staring at your ass and wonder why it's got that weird bump.
KF
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Date: 2011-02-24 02:53 am (UTC)From: [Billy Sr.]
Given how shapely my ass is, this could be a problem for me.
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Date: 2011-02-24 02:57 am (UTC)From: [Butch]
I'll take your word on that.
KF
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Date: 2011-02-24 03:20 am (UTC)From: [Baked Beans]
You don't agree?
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Date: 2011-02-24 03:23 am (UTC)From: [The Good]
I haven't looked and I've got no interest.
KF
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Date: 2011-02-24 03:31 am (UTC)From: [Physique Of A Greek God]
That's alright. You're like twelve. I'm not really into robbing the cradle.
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Date: 2011-02-24 03:33 am (UTC)From: [Eyes of an Eagle]
Would you stop getting all dyslexic with my age?
KF
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Date: 2011-02-24 03:35 am (UTC)From: [Getting Better With Age]
You're 21? I could've sworn you were 12.
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Date: 2011-02-24 03:39 am (UTC)From: [Putting you in a nursing home]
Not according to my license and birth certificate anyway.
KF
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Date: 2011-02-24 03:40 am (UTC)From: [Respect Your Elders!]
Documentation can always be forged.
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Date: 2011-02-24 03:43 am (UTC)From: [Has Elder Standards]
You can always try my fingerprints. The FBI has those on file.
KF
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Date: 2011-02-24 03:49 am (UTC)From: [Enlightened & Willing To Share]
The FBI's a tricky thing, my favorite young minion. Very tricky indeed. How about I just keep thinking you're twelve and we go with that?
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Date: 2011-02-24 03:51 am (UTC)From: [Thinks You're Nuts]
How about we don't?
KF
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Date: 2011-02-24 03:53 am (UTC)From: [Like A Pistachio]
It's just so much easier when everyone else is twelve.
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Date: 2011-02-24 04:00 am (UTC)From: [Not Twelve]
Why are you hanging out and adopting 12 yr olds? You're totally a skeezy pervert, huh?
KF
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Date: 2011-02-24 04:07 am (UTC)From: [Not Creepy]
I'm adopting minions regardless of age, it's just easier on my memory if everyone is generally twelve. There's groups. One group is twelve, the other group is not.
I never said this was logical.
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Date: 2011-02-24 04:10 am (UTC)From: [Oliver]
So you want to adopt minions that are all really young and impressionable even if we're not so you'll just pretend we are?
KF
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Date: 2011-02-24 04:31 am (UTC)From: [Lost & Confused]
The point is that you're young, not that you're impressionable. And I'm not actually pretending anything.
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Date: 2011-02-24 05:10 am (UTC)From: [Wise One]
There's a difference between being legal and a pre-teen. If you're not pretending then we're back to you being delusional.
KF
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Date: 2011-02-24 01:12 pm (UTC)From: [Totally Knows How To Google]
Like I said. It doesn't have to be logical to you.
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