Email to Wade.

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To: [Wade - Owner of Stuffed Jellyfish]
From: [Marie-Ange Colbert]

Subject: Snow Valley.

The Snow Valley Institute is...

I suppose you could call it a cover identity for an intelligence group. I am going to assume they have told you or perhaps 'warned' you about the X-Men? We are not the X-Men.

Trying to explain this formal language is not easy. Bother that.

We are spies.

Comments

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To: [Bond's Got Nothing On You]
From: [Didn't Know They Made Such Sexy Spies]


Well, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have expected that. They mentioned the X-Men, yeah.

So really, is the fancy coffee fetish a French thing?

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To: [Wade - Owner of Stuffed Jellyfish]
From: [The job is not very sexy

Sometimes it is easier to just explain in small words.

No, it is a "I do not like the way American coffee tastes and so I hide it in mounds of sugar and milk" and if I am going to have to do that I may as well be creative, no?

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To: [Redheaded Spy]
From: [Wasn't Talking About The Job]


I like small words. They make sense in ways big words don't.

Valid point, I suppose. What kind of coffee do you like?

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To: [Wade - Owner of Stuffed Jellyfish]
From: [It did involve naked hot springs in Russia once]

So it would not have been nearly as helpful if I had described my job as international woman of mystery?

To be accurate, there are kinds even from America I do not mind but I prefer to not have the drip coffee kind, and also the ridiculous coffee drinks are fun.

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To: [You Need To Find Better Names For Me]
From: [Naked Hot Springs, You Say?]


I thought have imagined you wearing a lot of fedoras and trilbys and trench coats. Possibly like Carmen Sandiago. I wouldn't have had a problem with that image at all.

I think we should go out for coffee just so I can see you actually order one of these things.

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To: [Wade - Demands a Better Email Nickname and also Owner of Stuffed Jellyfish]
From: [In Russia. It was very cold.]

I do not have any of those. Wanda has both a Carmen Sandiego hat and a trench coat, but I do not have either.

I think that would be a very good idea.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

To: [Belle Femme Française]
From: [Definitely Not Cold Here]


Are they just not your style?

I'll plan on kidnapping you at some point, then.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

To: [Wade - of Very Long Email Nicknames]
From: [Sadly Does Not Own a Hot Spring]

I tend to not wear long jackets because if I do, I am a song by Cake.

Can you kidnap the willing?

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To: [Belle]
From: [They Do Make Hot Tubs Though]


Because you wear short skirts? I have yet to see a short skirt. I feel deprived.

Possibly. We should try it, just to make sure.

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To: [Deprived of Short Skirts]
From: [This is true]

I was not going to wear a skirt on the day I had an MRI. The MRI tube is chilly. I will make sure to wear one on whichever day you intend to kidnap me for coffee.