E-mail to Wade

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To: [BO]
From: [MN1]
Subject: Re: Pimp Hat

Leah says thanks. She loves the feather you got her. She might be sleeping in the hat as I type.

-KF

Comments

Email to Kevin

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

To: [MN1]
From: [BO]
Subject: RE: Re: Pimp Hat

I'm glad the fuzzy kitty likes the fuzzy hat. Just make sure the dye from the hat doesn't wear off on her, since I'm pretty sure it won't come out as easy as Kool-Aid.

-BO

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To: [BO]
From: [MN!]
Subject: Re: Pimp Hat

I think she'd like being red. It would mean I'd always be able to find her in the suite. Even white blends in some of the time around here.

-MN1

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To: [MN1]
From: [BO]
Subject: RE: Re: Pimp Hat

Does it? I never really noticed. But then, I don't have a little white fuzzball hiding around my suite.

- BO

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To: [BO]
From: [MN!]
Subject: Re: Pimp Hat

I'm sure I could get you a hamster if you really wanted a little white fuzzball. But yes, she can blend remarkably well. I own nothing red, though. She'd be like a traffic light!

-MN1

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To: [MN1]
From: [BO]
Subject: RE: Re: Pimp Hat

Nah, I'd probably forget about the hamster or something and that'd be sad. If she keeps some of the white, though, she'd be kind of like a stop sign.

- BO

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To: [BO]
From: [MN!]
Subject: Re: Pimp Hat

If you forgot about the hamster we could see how good Leah's hunter instincts are and try to send her to find it. I think it'd be better if she was like a neon light instead of a stop sign. Everyone notices when they see . People run stop signs all the time though.

-MN1

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To: [MN1]
From: [BO]
Subject: RE: Re: Pimp Hat

You are absolutely right. So what this means is that I need to give you the green and purple pimp hats so we can make sure she covers the spectrum.

- BO

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To: [BO]
From: [MN1]
Subject: Re: Pimp Hat

Leah: Rainbow Sherbet Flavored Kitten. This is a good plan. All else fails, we blame the Koreans. They dye their dogs for fashion.

-MN1

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To: [MN1]
From: [BO]
Subject: RE: Re: Pimp Hat

Damn those Koreans. I'll get you the other pimp hats and we'll see how it goes. I'm pretty sure color doesn't translate to taste, though.

- BO

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To: [BO]
From: [MN1]
Subject: Re: Pimp Hat

...

Dude.

Why are you trying to lick my kitten? I know I'm slightly gay but that's just wrong.

-MN1

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To: [MN1]
From: [BO]
Subject: RE: Re: Pimp Hat

I'm not licking your kitten. You're the one who said she was Rainbow Sherbet Flavored, man.

How are you slightly gay? When did this happen? I thought you and the hellcat were practically moved in together or something. Don't make me give you a talking to, Minion Number One. Or wait, did I already give you a talking to? I can't remember.

- BO

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To: [BO]
From: [MN1]
Subject: Re: Pimp Hat


You were the one talking about her taste. Figurative flavor. Figurative.

I was slightly gay before the hellcat. She's probably the only reason some people don't think I'm completely gay anymore. I've dated two guys. Only slightly gay because I don't go around checking out guys in general. The hellcat and I are...a thing? Working toward serious thing status, I guess. Still involved with my last bf in a non-relationship way. She knows. She's known the whole time. It's all sorta complicated to other people I think.

- MN1

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To: [MN1]
From: [BO]
Subject: RE: Re: Pimp Hat

Rainbow Sherbet, Minion Number One. That's all on you.

Oh, you're a complicated one. But guys are fun every now and again. Nothing wrong with being slightly gay.

- BO

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To: [BO]
From: [MN1]
Subject: Re: Pimp Hat

"Taste." That's on you.

I don't think I'm that complicated but I think other people probably think I am.

-MN1

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To: [MN1]
From: [BO]
Subject: RE: Re: Pimp Hat

Flavor! Flavor leads directly to taste. So tangentally it's on you.

Everybody thinks that, though. That they're not complicated, I mean. I think you're a good minion and, as long as you don't upset the hellcat, I don't see any reason for anyone else to get a say in anything. Anybody give you grief, let me know.

- BO

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To: [BO]
From: [MN1]
Subject: Re: Pimp Hat

For the record: I am not licking my kitten either. I have manners and it would be rude. (And wrong.)

No one ever gets a say in anything as far as I'm concerned. And I'm taking care of the hellcat. I won't upset her. At least not on purpose. And then I'll try to make up for it if I do by accident.

-MN1

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To: [MN1]
From: [BO]
Subject: RE: Re: Pimp Hat

So long as you're not licking her, I guess we're alright.

Good man. My offer of handling people if they give you grief stands, though.

- BO

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To: [BO]
From: [MN1]
Subject: Re: Pimp Hat

If I feel the urge to lick a kitten Leah won't be the one. I'm more hellcat inclined than fluffy kitten inclined.

I appreciate that. Not really my way of handling stuff, but I appreciate the offer.

-MN1

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To: [MN1]
From: [BO]
Subject: RE: Re: Pimp Hat

TMI. I do not need to know that you're licking the hellcat.

Still, the offer stands.

- BO

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To: [BO]
From: [MN1]
Subject: Re: Pimp Hat

Use of word "if" here!

Like I said, it's appreciated.

-MN1