Email to Layla

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To: [miller, layla]
From: [ramsey, doug]
Subject: Favor?

So, you said you owe me a favor for getting Kyle's phone for your hijinks, right? How would you like to pay it off by doing some delivery work for me?

-D

Comments

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

To: [Random Smartass Nerd]
From: [Awesome]
Subject: Flavor

I have a strict no transporting heads, testicles or sperm policy. Especially if they didn't give you permission to transport them. Eyes, elbows and toes are all totally cool though.

-Lay

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To: [awesomesauce]
From: [random smartass nerd]
Subject: Flava flave

I can vouch for the fact that there will be no heads, testicles or sperm. Deliveries would need to be made tomorrow, but I can get you all the packages/envelopes tonight.

-D

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To: [RSN]
From: [Saucy]
Subject: Sweet & Spicy

Oooooh are these Valentine's? You're having me deliver your Valentine's? I'm not sure if that's cool or lazy. But yeah sure. As long as your deliveries don't fuck up my flow. 'Cause I gots plans, yo.

-Lay

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To: [saucy]
From: [rsn]
Subject: Your flow?

Seriously, I think you're a bit white to be talking about your 'flow'.

Anyways. Totally won't harsh your plans. In fact, I'd be willing to pay you in gift certificate for dinner with your Valentine. Only one condition: I require anonymity. Just doing this because. Don't want people to know it was me.

-D

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To: [I need more words for your acronym!]
From: [A1]
Subject: I'm black on the inside.

Don't hate. I can break out the ghetto if I need to. Didn't you know? Us foster kids have default street cred, yo.

So you are being a shady Valentine? Seriously? Alright. Yeah, get me stuff and I will like throw on some cheesy wings and get like a plastic bow and go around bequeathing anonymous Valentines on people. And if anyone asks I will swear they are from Hector, that dude who sells tamales in the bars in queens. "Cause he's all about the love, obviously.

-Lay

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To: [cupid]
From: [random multilingual smartass nerd]
Subject: okay, 'sista'

Shady, sure. Whatever. I just don't want people to know who the gifts are from. But some of the gift-ees can be a little...paranoid. So you're there to be like "it's cool, I know who got them" but without giving up my identity. You know, all "if any member of your team gets caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your mission" like.

-D

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TO: [RSSMSN]
From: [Fancy wings]
Subject: Alright, bro

Dude, I'm telling you, Hector the Tamale Guy has a lot of love to give. :) No worries, I've got your back. And your work's been carried out before first class even.

-Lay