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To: [That Kid]
From: [Really Not Amused]
Subjt: (no subject)

Kid, I don't know what the fuck you're doing but I don't need you to make excuses for me.

Comments

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To: [Squinty Green Chick]
From: [Actually it's That OTHER Kid]
Subject: Re:

I'm not making excuses for you. You're being bitchier than usual. I'm explaining WHY you don't want people touching you. See, if you don't want people to touch you it helps to tell them why 'cause "I'm a bitch" is like waaaaaay less like persuasive or whatever than "I'm toxic as fuck." You might suck but you don't usually suck THIS BAD.

Besides, you're bitchy, Matt's being a little bitch because he was stupid and got grounded for it, everyone else is bitchy or emomuppeting it up or something like that. Chick should know something's up even if no one wants to tell her what it is.

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To: [No, it's That Kid]
From: [I have reason to be squinting]

Look, maybe I want them to think I'm a fucking bitch. It's in the best interest of their fucking health to stay away from me. People get it in their head if I'm all LOL I R TOXIC that somehow coming up and hanging all over me is still okay. And it's NOT.

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To: [Overreacting Turtle]
From: [Kid Part 3]

I don't think Kik's gonna hug you. Jessie might because she's fucking bizarre... But, like, dude, look at it like this. You can be like direct and firm and whatever but not a dick first. You aren't around here that much so like odds they even run into you? Or that they like know you enough to hug you? If they try it you break out some mad kung fu that all you spy people know, put the smack down on them and get bitchy. But like some kid who just shows up at the Freak Farm doesn't need you jumping down their throat too. ESPECIALLY when you aren't telling them WHY. 'Cause not explaining shit makes people all curious and then they wanna know what happens and next thing you know you get tackled from above because someone wants to see what happens. And that shit will bite you in the ass.

Did no one ever tell you the fastest way to get someone to do something is to tell them they can't?

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To: [Just Kid, no seriously]
From: [I Don't Know you, That's my Shell!]

I didn't think her name was Kik, and anyone who does hug me is in for a world of hurt and vomit. And you know what? This clinches the fact that I'll only be coming over for detox at 3AM in the fucking morning from now on because I don't really want to deal with this shit and accidentally fucking kill someone.

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To: [Turtle Girl]
From: [Kid: The Reckoning]

Technically her name is Tandy. Tandy kind of sucks so I renamed her. And, dude, if you wanna be like that then be like that. But there's like better methods than just being a bitch and telling people not to touch you. And if someone like wants to cuddle after they know then that's on them anyway.

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To: [Ms. Annoying Brat]
From: [That's Lord of the Turtles to You]

Yeah, ever hear the phrase 'better safe than sorry'? I sneeze while too full and the toxic cloud can kill someone. It's why I come over to discharge in the first place.

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To: [Slave Turtle]
From: [Bratastic]

SO why don't you come over and discharge your nasty more often? That's like the easy answer isn't it? Just don't get so full of nasty in the first place so you're not like drop dead from sneezing toxic but instead like, I dunno....throwing up toxic. If that's possible.

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To: [Bratzilla]
From: [That Girl Turtle Thing from Mario]

You're aware I come over like twice a fucking week already, right? And try to avoid about everyone? To get to the point you want me at, I'd have to eat food that tastes like crap to me, drink only water and come by every fucking day.

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To: [Turtle on her back]
From: [Queen of the Sloth People]

I think it's the point you want you at. I'm just asking why you don't do shit to tone down your toxic. I mean, You flip the fuck out because someone might come within like 6 feet of you so I'm just asking if you can, i dunno, discharge your toxic sludge more so you don't have to worry about people dropping dead when you sneeze. It's not like you aren't around people all the other time you're not here anyway. Do you flip the fuck out at every single person on the same sidewalk as you too?