Email to Paige

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To: [Guthrie, Paige]
CC: [Braddock, Betsy]
From: [Haller, David]
Subject: Re: Danger Room

...............

I am so sorry.

I just... jet-lag. Airport. I'm sorry. And I'll buy you as much alcohol as you need to dull the memory.

Please get rid of that tape.

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To: [Haller, David]
CC: [Braddock, Betsy]
From: [Guthrie, Paige]
Subject: Re: Danger Room

That may require a new liver, then. I wonder if I can husk one of those? Will this alcohol be in bottle or Harry's form?

It's too bad, because the beginning is quite remarkable, even if you are dirty psionics. Let's just pretend that the file was corrupted somehow and be very thankful Gar wasn't with me at the time.

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Oh dear, Paige. If only you could see the shades of red he's turned since reading your email. I'd feel bad if he weren't so adorable. If you haven't burned that tape, feel free to hold it for me.

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To: [Guthrie, Paige]
CC: [Braddock, Betsy]
From: [Haller, David]
Subject: Re: Danger Room

Which form will make you forget about it entirely? We'll go with that one.

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To: [Guthrie, Paige]
CC: [Braddock, Betsy]
From: [Haller, David]
Subject: Re: Danger Room

..............I really feel like you're not having the appropriate response to this situation.

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To: [Braddock, Betsy]
CC: [Haller, David]
From: [Guthrie, Paige]
Subject: Re: Danger Room

Oh good, that makes the flash drive I left in your mailbox a lot less awkward. You're welcome!

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I knew I loved you, Paige. This only reinforces it. I will ply you with alcohol in appreciation.

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To: [Guthrie, Paige]
CC: [Braddock, Betsy]
From: [Haller, David]
Subject: Re: Danger Room


Paige, I beg you, if there is any possibility you can get that flash drive before she does I will pay you money. There are comments about 'reviewing our technique' coming from the other side of the room.

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Darling, did you mean to hit reply all?

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To: [Guthrie, Paige]
CC: [Braddock, Betsy]
From: [Haller, David]
Subject: Re: Danger Room


.....no.

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To: [Haller, David]
CC: [Braddock, Betsy]
From: [Guthrie, Paige]
Subject: Re: Danger Room

Ooh... You're forgetting I'm the woman who can turn into diamonds, but at the same time, I'm sure there is some sort of bargain to be made here.

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To: [Guthrie, Paige]
CC: [Braddock, Betsy]
From: [Haller, David]
Subject: Re: Danger Room


Considering I forgot my mail was set to automatically Reply All, I'm starting to think the best solution for everyone is to get myself memory-obliteratingly drunk. But I can still put you on my tab.

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To: [Haller, David]
CC: [Braddock, Betsy]
From: [Guthrie, Paige]
Subject: Re: Danger Room

I've hidden the flash drive somewhere in your rooms. At least, I will on Monday, and you can figure it out.

Until then, come on. Let's go get smashed; I haven't had an adult conversation with anyone other than Gar in weeks and he's still all omggettingregularsexxxx.

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To: [Guthrie, Paige]
CC: [Braddock, Betsy]
From: [Haller, David]
Subject: Re: Danger Room

I'm up for it. After catching up on the backlog of emails about the last two weeks I feel the need to drink heavily.

Betts, you tired or do you want to join us?

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I am all for enabling your inebriation, dear.

I can think of no better way to spend a Sunday night, Paige. See you in a few