TXT to Adrienne

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Everything going alright at your shop in District-X? Security-wise, I mean? Nobody weird loitering around or anything?

Comments

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Why do you ask?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Cause that dude punched that kid who lives here at the mansion when he was at Cats' deli and with that other guy who works in fashion dying, I figured I'd check and see that your shop was okay. Y'know, waves of violence and that superstition about threes.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I appreciate your discretion, but 'fess up, Cowpoke. You heard I was scared, didn't you?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Now who would've told me that? And anyway, no - I'm just paranoid. It's part of my job description.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Wait, what exactly is your job description? If you were on a job, I mean?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Depends on the kind of job. Security, protection detail, taking out a despot - paranoia is always a part of the description, though.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

What's your workload like lately?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Just got back from Costa Rica and I'm bored. I seem to miss all the fun.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Megan Gwynn expressed some nervousness to me about working at eVolution while there's no information about this mutant-fashion-designer-killer out there. She suggested I look into hiring some security, protection detail for the shop. Might you consider something like that fun?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yep. You've got cameras and stuff, right?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Why, you wanna make porn or something?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's totally what I'm asking about surveillance at your store for, McFrosty.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Okay, good. As long as we both admit it.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'll come by in the morning to check things out. I might be upgrading your systems.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Wait, are you taking the job? Even thought we didn't really talk about the parameters of the job?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I feel like I shouldn't bother dignifying that question with an answer, but yes. I'm taking the job. The parameters are easy - keep people from messing up your shop and make sure nobody tries to kill you or your employees. Boom - done.