Email to Doug
Nov. 14th, 2014 01:14 amTo: [technologically advanced]
From: [technologically impaired]
Subject: So you wanna...
... fuck with some paparazzi? I know you're gonna punch me when my skin's grown back, but I'll split my payment (of Reese's and Nerds) with you when it gets here on Monday. I was gonna ask the Wheeze, but I've got him on some other stuff and I think you'll enjoy infecting the paparazzi assholes' websites with viruses that make, like, My Little Pony mini vids and articles about peace and love show up everywhere. Cause that'd be amazing.
From: [technologically impaired]
Subject: So you wanna...
... fuck with some paparazzi? I know you're gonna punch me when my skin's grown back, but I'll split my payment (of Reese's and Nerds) with you when it gets here on Monday. I was gonna ask the Wheeze, but I've got him on some other stuff and I think you'll enjoy infecting the paparazzi assholes' websites with viruses that make, like, My Little Pony mini vids and articles about peace and love show up everywhere. Cause that'd be amazing.
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Date: 2014-11-14 06:23 am (UTC)From: [dar]
Dude. Since when am I not down for fucking with paparazzi.
And yeah, I owe you a...dammit, skin growing back? Maybe I'll cancel the punching. Shit.
-D
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Date: 2014-11-14 06:27 am (UTC)From: [Wadely]
Subject: re: So you wanna...
Awesome, it's the ones that've been harassing our various padawans - I think they've got yours tangled with mine. But they made mine cry, so.
So yeah, this weird dude had like acidic snot or something that shot out of his hands and it kind of ate away a good part of my throat. Which sucks. But on the plus side, probably no scars because the throat's important and my healing factor seems to prioritize it.
-WWW
(seriously, World War Wade would be epic and full of like cotton candy rockets)