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To: [Rogue], [Reyes, Cecelia], [Grey, Jean], [Bowen, Tandy], [Storm, Sue], [Dane, Lorna], [Colbert, Marie-Ange], [Sefton, Amanda], [Lee, Jubilation]

Ladies,

Due to the fact that many of us have had unpleasant encounters with the male species lately (and the rest of you are just fun to party with) I've rented out the Ohm Spa on Saturday afternoon and am proposing a Lady Appreciation Night in which we get shitfaced and eat a bunch of food and have spa treatments and celebrate the fact that the vast majority of the men in the world are scum and ladies are the greatest.

Thoughts?

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To: [[Adrienne Frost]]
CC: [Rogue], [Grey, Jean], [Bowen, Tandy], [Storm, Sue], [Dane, Lorna], [Colbert, Marie-Ange], [Sefton, Amanda], [Lee, Jubilation]

This from a woman with a stable, steady man.

But yes, I'm totally in.

Cece

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Cecelia]
CC: [Rogue], [Grey, Jean], [Bowen, Tandy], [Storm, Sue], [Dane, Lorna], [Colbert, Marie-Ange], [Sefton, Amanda], [Lee, Jubilation]

Don't get me wrong, I'm incredibly grateful to be dating a guy who's the very opposite of scum, but that doesn't mean the rest of men being complete cocks doesn't make me frustrated. I had to kick one in the family jewels tonight for groping a bunch of women at mutant speed dating.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

To: [Adrienne Frost]
CC: [Rogue], [Grey, Jean], [Bowen, Tandy], [Storm, Sue], [Dane, Lorna], [Colbert, Marie-Ange], [Sefton, Amanda], [Lee, Jubilation]

Well, on behalf of womankind, thanks.

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[xp_daytripper]

Count me in, but if we all wind up being turned into blokes somehow, I'm totally blaming you.

A.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Cecelia]
CC: [Rogue], [Grey, Jean], [Bowen, Tandy], [Storm, Sue], [Dane, Lorna], [Colbert, Marie-Ange], [Sefton, Amanda], [Lee, Jubilation]

I learned from the best.

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Wait, what? WHAT?! THAT COULD HAPPEN?! CHRIST ZEUS I SWEAR TO GOD IF SOMETHING MAGICAL HAPPENS TO US AND WE TURN INTO DUDES I WILL NOT SPEAK TO YOU FOR LIKE, FOUR WHOLE DAYS.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

To: [[Adrienne Frost]]
CC: [Rogue], [Reyes, Cecilia], [Bowen, Tandy], [Storm, Sue], [Dane, Lorna], [Colbert, Marie-Ange], [Sefton, Amanda], [Lee, Jubilation]

Do I want to know what happened to make you decide this?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Doctor Lush]
CC: [Rogue], [Reyes, Cecelia], [Bowen, Tandy], [Storm, Sue], [Dane, Lorna], [Colbert, Marie-Ange], [Sefton, Amanda], [Lee, Jubilation]

Rogue and I went mutant speed dating. Pickings were slim. It made me sad for mankind.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

To: [[Adrienne Frost]]
CC: [Rogue], [Reyes, Cecilia], [Bowen, Tandy], [Storm, Sue], [Dane, Lorna], [Colbert, Marie-Ange], [Sefton, Amanda], [Lee, Jubilation]

I'm not terribly surprised after what happened the last time Rogue and I went out. Most of the good ones seem to be already taken.

Speaking of which...what about the part where you....went speed dating? Is everything okay?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Doctor Lush]
CC: [Rogue], [Reyes, Cecelia], [Bowen, Tandy], [Storm, Sue], [Dane, Lorna], [Colbert, Marie-Ange], [Sefton, Amanda], [Lee, Jubilation]

Oh. Sorry. I should have clarified. When I said Rogue and I, I meant Rogue and someone named Daisy who looks vaguely like me went speed dating. She had a pretty uneventful time until she got groped and kicked the guy in the balls and then got told she needed to sit in a time-out on what Rogue called a 'naughty chair' because of what SHE did, while the asshole who groped a bunch of women got off scot-free! And lemme tell you, that naughty chair is not the fun kind of chair you'd expect it to be.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

To: [[Adrienne Frost]]
CC: [Rogue], [Reyes, Cecilia], [Bowen, Tandy], [Storm, Sue], [Dane, Lorna], [Colbert, Marie-Ange], [Sefton, Amanda], [Lee, Jubilation]

I...wow. Huh.

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To: [Rogue], [Reyes, Cecelia], [Grey, Jean], [Bowen, Tandy], [Frost, Adrienne], [Dane, Lorna], [Colbert, Marie-Ange], [Sefton, Amanda], [Lee, Jubilation]

I'm never going to say no to a spa or Lady Appreciation Night. Sounds like it'll be a blast. Besides everyone deserves to be pampered and spoiled once in a while...at least that's what I keep telling myself.

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[xp_daytripper]

Hey, don't blame me - the last time it happened, it was some weird mutant power snafu! Ask Angie or Doc Jean or Marie!

A.

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Yes. Since both of ours are idiots who throw themselves into idiot situations and end up needing 400,000 stitches or would if they did not have healing factors.

I need all the drinks, a manicure to fix the fingernails I chewed off and at least an hour to complain about idiot men.

~MA

PS. Amanda do not ruin this by risking us being turned into idiot men. The last time I had stupid eyebrows.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Reply to: [Classy Femmes]

From: [My middle name is Parker]

Should be back in the country in time. I dibs first violently colored drink.

Also, the Congo while green is full of bugs. I hate bugs.