[1/4] Why wouldn't he want you there? [2/4] Jeez. [3/4] That's the lady I thought I might've had an accidental baby with. I gotta pay my respects. [4/4] And you gotta stop being an idiot.
(1/9)Cause I dunno I'm not really their kid. (2/9)My dad kinda told me to get my head out of my ass. (3/9)sorry it was like really small just us and her coworkers and the peeps from her book club (4/9)Still not feeling people (5/9)or work (6/9)ugh the Prof offered me breavement leave but I can't like stand to help my dad pack up the house (7/9)he's selling the house (8/9)it's fucked up (9/9)sorry
[1/7] Yeah, dude - head out of ass. Can forward instructions if necessary. [2/7] He raised you, you're his kid. Idiot. [3/7] Besides, you're what he's got left of her. [4/7] Idiot. [5/7] You want help with helping? Me and the guys could fly out. [6/7] Seriously. [7/7] Stop apologizing. It's not your fault.
(1/9)That's what he said. (2/9)I don't mean that in the twss way I mean that's like pretty much what he said only he called me a dumbass. (3/9)Well not that past about being what's left of her cause that's weird. (4/9)really weird (5/9)idk i'll ask. He's not really moving until spring cause fuck it is cold out there (6/9)nobody buys houses when it's cold. (7/9)He wants to move to JERSEY. (8/9)wtf. I guess okay it's closer and all and there's lots of construction jobs or something (9/9)wtf jersey
[1/5] Weird but true. [2/5] Me and your dad are totes sympatico. Buy the man a taco or something. [3/5] He deserves it for putting up with you being an emotional train wreck. [4/5] wtf Jersey? We're not sympatico anymore - we need to have a talk because wtf Jersey? [5/5] Actually, wait, I know some guys in Jersey, Jersey's alright. We're sympatico again.
[1/8] I'm sending him a simpatico fruit basket. [2/8] It's actually not a fruit basket. [3/8] It's full of booze that comes from fruit. [4/8] There's nothing not manly about a good rum. [5/8] There's mango rum, too. [6/8] Also sending like a pallet of water. [7/8] And some Cinnabons. Because Jesus, how did I not think of eating Cinnabons with rum chasers? THAT IS THE BEST IDEA. [8/8] Probably only I think that.
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Date: 2014-12-03 06:08 am (UTC)[2/4] Jeez.
[3/4] That's the lady I thought I might've had an accidental baby with. I gotta pay my respects.
[4/4] And you gotta stop being an idiot.
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Date: 2014-12-03 06:11 am (UTC)(2/9)My dad kinda told me to get my head out of my ass.
(3/9)sorry it was like really small just us and her coworkers and the peeps from her book club
(4/9)Still not feeling people
(5/9)or work
(6/9)ugh the Prof offered me breavement leave but I can't like stand to help my dad pack up the house
(7/9)he's selling the house
(8/9)it's fucked up
(9/9)sorry
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Date: 2014-12-03 06:16 am (UTC)[2/7] He raised you, you're his kid. Idiot.
[3/7] Besides, you're what he's got left of her.
[4/7] Idiot.
[5/7] You want help with helping? Me and the guys could fly out.
[6/7] Seriously.
[7/7] Stop apologizing. It's not your fault.
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Date: 2014-12-03 06:21 am (UTC)(2/9)I don't mean that in the twss way I mean that's like pretty much what he said only he called me a dumbass.
(3/9)Well not that past about being what's left of her cause that's weird.
(4/9)really weird
(5/9)idk i'll ask. He's not really moving until spring cause fuck it is cold out there
(6/9)nobody buys houses when it's cold.
(7/9)He wants to move to JERSEY.
(8/9)wtf. I guess okay it's closer and all and there's lots of construction jobs or something
(9/9)wtf jersey
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Date: 2014-12-03 06:25 am (UTC)[2/5] Me and your dad are totes sympatico. Buy the man a taco or something.
[3/5] He deserves it for putting up with you being an emotional train wreck.
[4/5] wtf Jersey? We're not sympatico anymore - we need to have a talk because wtf Jersey?
[5/5] Actually, wait, I know some guys in Jersey, Jersey's alright. We're sympatico again.
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Date: 2014-12-03 06:33 am (UTC)<2/2>autocorrect wants sympatico to cinnabon. WTF.
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Date: 2014-12-03 12:40 pm (UTC)[2/8] It's actually not a fruit basket.
[3/8] It's full of booze that comes from fruit.
[4/8] There's nothing not manly about a good rum.
[5/8] There's mango rum, too.
[6/8] Also sending like a pallet of water.
[7/8] And some Cinnabons. Because Jesus, how did I not think of eating Cinnabons with rum chasers? THAT IS THE BEST IDEA.
[8/8] Probably only I think that.