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So...I've got a fish man spear and like all my Asgardian weapons but I dunno where to put them. We had an armory in Asgard and I just have my room. But I wanna like....be able to get to them in case I need them. What do you do with your guns and knives and stuff?

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[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/4 The guns go in a safe and the knives are strapped to various, easy to get to places in case I need them.
[2/4] Under the coffee table, the back of the toilet, under the couch.
[3/4] But I think you could probably hang your stuff on the wall like I do my battle axes and swords and stuff.
[4/4] I've got some extra hooks and supports laying around, let me bring them over so you can see.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

(1/2) Kay, there's a few things so I might have to make a couple of trips. I got a fishman spear!

(2/2) I just wanna make sure no one tries to take them down and play with them and like...chop their foot off or something.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/7] Nah, keep your knives in like the bedside table or hidden in places like I suggested.
[2/7] I've got one in a potted plant.
[3/7] Or well, three in potted plants.
[4/7] But I wanna see that spear.
[5/7] And no one should mess with your stuff in your suite.
[6/7] But if it looks decorative, no one will pay it much attention besides saying it looks awesome.
[7/7] Fully functional wall decorations are my jam.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

(1/2)That seems kinda optimistic but okay...
(2/2) The spear is really cool! It has writing on it. I can't read it but it's neat.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/4] I mean, you're all grown up, people have to respect your stuff.
[2/4] And if they don't, you tell them off and hell, if they did chop off their foot, it's their own fault.
[3/4] I can have Doug take a look at the writing, if you want?
[4/4] Might be fun to find out what it says.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

(1/4) Heh, true.
(2/4) I bet it says 'Don't touch my spear or I will poke you with it'
(3/4) Just kidding! Yeah, I think it would be kinda neat to know.
(4/4) At first I wanted it to have neat magic fish powers but then I remembered all the stuff that happened with magic stuff so I was kinda like no.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/5] Cool, I'll take some pics while I'm over helping you hang stuff up.
[2/5] We can outfit one of your closets for better storage if you want, too.
[3/5] More secure storage for valuable weapons, I mean.
[4/5] And yeah, I get where you're coming from on the magic stuff.
[5/5] It's not all bad, but it's not really... necessary all the time.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

(1/3) I'm eating with Clint and Matt and Kyle and stuff. Maybe tomorrow? You wanna come eat with us?
(2/3) Oooh, dude! Good idea! My old hat closet still exists, which is cool. But since all my hats were...y'know, I can use it to store my new hats and weapons.
(3/3)You mean magic not necessary all the time? Yeah...I saw it used a lot in Asgard but they like...had rules and stuff.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/5] Nah, it's all good. I'm about to marathon Ice Road Truckers.
[2/5] Sweet, I'll pick up some stuff at the hardware store tomorrow when I'm getting extra hooks.
[3/5] And yeah, magic's not bad all the time. There're good witches. And stuff.
[4/5] Rules are good, though.
[5/5] But magic wasn't really the problem before. Like, magic didn't do the thing that happened.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

(1/4) Oh. Dude allll yours. Reality TV seems boring to me.
(2/4) I can still get it off the wall, though, if there's a mansion attack, right?
(3/4) Like Amanda?
(4/4) Crazy evil people did the thing. Or...wait, you mean the ACTUAL thing like the guy? I still don't understand that part but I don't wanna like...explode so nevermind. :(

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/4] It's not bad for the middle of the night, though. There's one with makeup that's sort of interesting.
[2/4] Yeah, absolutely. It's like a lift and tug. You wouldn't have problems anyway, Miss Super Strength.
[3/4] Amanda, Topaz, that woman Marie-Ange knows.
[4/4] The crazy evil people, yeah. And the dude. I still want to throat punch him. But not as much.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

(1/) Say wha?
(2/) Hee. As long as I don't rip it outta the wall. That'd be bad.
(3/) The woman Mary Angie knows? Like...there are more witches? Oh yeah, and Billy! He does magic stuff too. But his is kinda more 'whoops, I made potatoes.'
(4/)Does he deserve to get his throat punched? I didn't get to meet him or I'd do it for you?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/4] It's like they make ridiculous makeup things. Face and stuff. For movies or something. I don't know, MA likes it.
[2/4] I mean, we could just patch the wall up. It's not a big deal.
[3/4] Yeah, apparently there are lots of witches all over. Potatoes didn't happen here, though.
[4/4] I wanted to throat punch him but other people told me I was being stupid, so.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

(1/4) Oh! I thought you meant the Ice Road Truckers were wearing makeup. Which is neat but not what I was expecting.

(2/4) Yeah, but I already patched up so many walls already from my powers before from getting thrown through 'em. It'd be nice to not have to y'know?

(3/4) They didn't? Uh oh. I didn't say anything but I almost did. Man, this stuff gets confusing. We need a manual.

(4/4) I bet he deserved it if you said he did.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/5] That would be a pretty awesome reality tv show, though. We should pitch it.
[2/5] True. Don't worry, you won't rip the walls up with these. They'll come off pretty easy.
[3/5] Right? Sometimes it's harder cause they're just the same as the other ones but not.
[4/5] He was kind of an asshole. An asshole who sewed the multiverse back together, so y'know.
[5/5] A relative asshole.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

(1/4) So people try to apply makeup while driving on an ice road? Hmm...I might watch that.
(2/4) Awesome! I'm sold. I got a few weapons from Asgard and the fish spear. I need to get some more. Maybe we can fight a dark elf! They have cool stuff!
(3/4) Like a movie reboot. :-/
(4/4) A crafty asshole?