TEXT TO NORTH

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Would you get off your new ass and come back to work already? I am sick of doing your stupid paperwork.

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[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

Then don't do it.

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[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

[1] RUDE.
[2] NOT ALL OF US GET TO HAVE CARBS METABOLISMS.
[3] Where the fuck are you?

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

One way to use up those carbs.

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[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

[1] I can't tell if this is a weird way of essentially showing me slides from your vacation or torture.

[2] Or both.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

[1] I think they called it rehabilitation

[2] But I didn't take pictures of that.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

I thought resort rehab was only for drugs and sex addicts I had no idea there was one for hotness trauma.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

Everybody knows that when one dies and wakes up with a new body, they get to go drink margaritas on a beach.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Do I have to get a new body? Mine's already pretty much perfect but I really like margaritas.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

Does that not mean that you get margaritas anyway?

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

[1] Not the same without a beach and I've used up all my vacation days.

[2] Hoping rehab was a loophole.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

Are you, or are you not doing my paperwork, Ms Hardy?

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

I'm def doing it how do you think I got a month off for FW? I just can't promise how properly it's being filed and if I happen to be misfiling on purpose well oops.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

I'm supposed to be in a stress-free environment and you don't want to be stuck with the paperwork indefinitely, yes?

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[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

[1] You have to come back eventually. You'll miss me too much.

[2] Or I'll hold your clocks ransom, haven't decided which more likely yet.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

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[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

I'm naming that one Lindbergh it is def getting accidentally killed in the kidnapping.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

But have you figured out where I am yet, Ms Hardy?

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Unless you travel with all your clocks Mr North I wonder the pertinence of this question beyond "an island without me".

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

'Lindbergh' is with me. You not knowing where I am may get in the way of its kidnapping and unintended death

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

You travel with a cuckoo clock.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

I fixed a cuckoo clock. And then it was given to me.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

[1] Oh I'm sorry.
[2] You rescue cuckoos IN THE WILD.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

Indeed. A most fulfilling endeavour.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

[1] Is that a challenge to find another clock that's within an hour drive of me? I can't even tell at this point.

[2] I would like you to come back.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

Very well.

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[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

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