Email to Kyle
Feb. 4th, 2016 06:06 pm From [Collins, Laurie]
To: [Gibney, Kyle]
Subject A possible distraction.
Given that you're a popular man, I have no doubt there have been a multitude of offers to take you drinking and for food and possibly even some offers of a more salacious nature.
This is not one of those. (Not that you are not an exceedingly attractive man, my friend. Just that I prefer to not think of you in such fashion )
But I digress. I wish to take part in an ultra marathon - I have not decided which yet (Perhaps you could help choose?) and if you would be so kind as to help me train, or indeed attend with me - I would be grateful. (Not so grateful that I would share my French toast however - we are not heathens)
-Laurie.
To: [Gibney, Kyle]
Subject A possible distraction.
Given that you're a popular man, I have no doubt there have been a multitude of offers to take you drinking and for food and possibly even some offers of a more salacious nature.
This is not one of those. (Not that you are not an exceedingly attractive man, my friend. Just that I prefer to not think of you in such fashion )
But I digress. I wish to take part in an ultra marathon - I have not decided which yet (Perhaps you could help choose?) and if you would be so kind as to help me train, or indeed attend with me - I would be grateful. (Not so grateful that I would share my French toast however - we are not heathens)
-Laurie.
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Date: 2016-02-04 07:10 am (UTC)yo that email are you drunk why are you writing like a bad Austen novel
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Date: 2016-02-04 07:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-02-04 07:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-02-04 03:28 pm (UTC)Bad Austin novel. And hell no running boring as fuck if we're gonna do something ultra we're gonna do a Tough Mudder or some shit.
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Date: 2016-02-04 11:40 pm (UTC)Spartan Super race in Las Vegas March 19 2016.
http://www.spartan.com/en/race/detail/1085/overview