TXT to Clint

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/6] Did you know that Dec 5th is International Ninja Day?
[2/6] It's also the day before your birthday.
[3/6] We aren't letting another year go by without celebrating.
[4/6] Early kick off to your birthday.
[5/6] Oh, how did Angel like your makeup gifts? Everything okay in Bartonland?
[6/6] If you're in the lab, go to bed. Or at least eat.

Comments

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] im adorbs is wht sh sed
[2/4] &wat thts awsm
[3/4] yssssssssssssssss totes celebrtig
[4/4] 2l8 no slp 4 thSCIENCE

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] I'm glad everything in Bartonland is happy.
[2/4] Don't make me drug your next coffee so you'll sleep.
[3/4] I know where you sleep and I'm not afraid to use that knowledge.
[4/4] Also don't make me come down there to make you shower either.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] totes hapy ys
[2/4] plz dnt drug me
[3/4] thrrs shwrs n th lab!
[4/4] illslp 2nite prms

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Emergency safety showers don't count.
[2/4] Your texting's getting worse.
[3/4] How many hours have you been up?
[4/4] Please be less than 96.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] txtngs alwys hrd
[2/4] whn brans dng othr stf
[3/4] thrs shmpo & cnditnr n th mrgncy shwrs!
[4/4] totes les thn 96!

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/7] *pets*
[2/7] Still doesn't count.
[3/7] I am coming down there.
[4/7] With food and coffee.
[5/7] You better not smell like a skunk.
[6/7] Also, what are you doing?
[7/7] What's so interesting?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/5] soky cos wrds r hrd
[2/5] smtms
[3/5] venom
[4/5] wrkng on antivenin
[5/5] yay food! plz b chinese

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Did you forget how well I know you?
[2/4] Of course it's Chinese.
[3/4] Like you subsist on anything else.
[4/4] Oh? I want details when I get down there.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/3] nd cofe?
[2/3] duh deets
[3/3] ur awsm

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Duh coffee.
[2/4] All the coffee.
[3/4] I'm always awesome.
[4/4] I thought this was already well established. :P

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] smtms i frgt ive tld u tht so much
[2/4] also
[3/4] cld be like 78
[4/4] whchs NOT 96!

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Haven't told you to stop yet have I?
[2/3] Still on the wrong side of 72.
[3/3] I'm going to need to install a bed down there, aren't I?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] tru
[2/4] thrs a cot!
[3/4] undr th cntr
[4/4] bt ull sy tht dsnt cnt

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Good. You're learning.
[2/4] Upgrading the cot won't harm anything.
[3/4] It'll be better for everyone all around.
[4/4] Never know who'll wind up sleeping in the lab.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/3] thnx smtms im smrt
[2/3] dnt thnk a uprgd wll wrk tho
[3/3] wnt fit?

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/5] Yes, you are. You just present it in non-typical ways.
[2/5] And people misread it.
[3/5] People are fools.
[4/5] Any empty storage rooms?
[5/5] Less chance of having chemicals spilled on people when they're sleeping too.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/3] defets th prpose 4 cot n lab?
[2/3] ned immediate access 2 xprimnts
[3/3] cld do cvr tho myb?

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/2] Point....
[2/2] Let me look at it and I'll deck it out appropriately.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/2] k
[2/2] c u soon