[1/5] She had a proposition for me, she said. [2/5] I told her no vaginas. [3/5] And now she will not tell me what it was, the proposition. [4/5] So of course I think it involved vaginas now. [5/5] Do you think it involved vaginas?
[1/2] Well, I guess it does. Unless she'd planned to take you to a gay bathhouse, doesn't everything involve vaginas? [2/2] You do know you live with a vagina, right?
[1/9] "Oh, Jean-Paul. I have a proposition for you. [2/9] Come to this place. It will be wonderful. [3/9] By the way, distract my friend here so that she does not [4/9] attempt to go after the man there that I intend to go after. [5/9] Also, no, I will not save you when she thinks you will have sex with her. [6/9] I will laugh. It will be funny. Haha." [7/9] These are the types of propositions I am accustomed to. [8/9] A blanket 'no vaginas' policy seems wise now. [9/9] Perhaps I should specify 'no vaginas at places of entertainment.'
[1/4] It is not like I know anyone at the mansion really. [2/4] I like you and do not think you would do this to me. [3/4] But you must remember, we are only roommates because [4/4] of an accident. I do not know Doctor Reyes at all.
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Date: 2016-04-11 04:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-04-11 12:40 pm (UTC)[2/5] I told her no vaginas.
[3/5] And now she will not tell me what it was, the proposition.
[4/5] So of course I think it involved vaginas now.
[5/5] Do you think it involved vaginas?
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Date: 2016-04-11 02:25 pm (UTC)[2/2] It totally involved vaginas. I see JP, I think of vaginas. ALL THE TIME.
no subject
Date: 2016-04-11 02:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-04-11 04:01 pm (UTC)[2/2] That's totally not what she wanted. At all.
no subject
Date: 2016-04-11 04:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-04-11 04:09 pm (UTC)[2/2] You do know you live with a vagina, right?
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Date: 2016-04-11 04:22 pm (UTC)[2/9] Come to this place. It will be wonderful.
[3/9] By the way, distract my friend here so that she does not
[4/9] attempt to go after the man there that I intend to go after.
[5/9] Also, no, I will not save you when she thinks you will have sex with her.
[6/9] I will laugh. It will be funny. Haha."
[7/9] These are the types of propositions I am accustomed to.
[8/9] A blanket 'no vaginas' policy seems wise now.
[9/9] Perhaps I should specify 'no vaginas at places of entertainment.'
no subject
Date: 2016-04-11 04:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-04-11 07:43 pm (UTC)[2/4] I like you and do not think you would do this to me.
[3/4] But you must remember, we are only roommates because
[4/4] of an accident. I do not know Doctor Reyes at all.