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From: [Gabriel Cohuelo]
To: [All Snow Valley Staff]
Subj: While I'm out

Hi all - Gonna be gone for a little while for a thing. Details don't matter, but what does: Can someone please remember to feed the office fish? I'm a little worried he'll die while I'm gone.

And don't try to buy a new one. I'll know.

See you when I see you,

GC

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [snow valley memorial centre for yadda yadda]
From: [ramsey, doug]
Subj: Re: While I'm out

...wait, shit.

Since when do we have a fish?

-D

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

to: [SV-All]
from: [tarot]
Subject: re: Re: While I'm out

We have a fish? Is this a real fish or a toy fish? How is there a fish?

-MA

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

To: [Snow Valley Home for Waifs and Strays]
from: [Small but Fierce]
Subject: re: Re: While I'm out

Duuude. We have a fish? Like, what's it's name? Mind totally blown here.

~J.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

to: [Jubilee]
from: [MA]
CC: [All Office]
Subject: The Fish

Has anyone seen this fish? Is Gabriel tricking us? Where is the fish. How did we not know of a fish?

[xp-changeling.livejournal.com]

He bought a goldfish in Chinatown last month.

[xp-changeling.livejournal.com]

It is in a coffee pot in his 'office'. Which is the board room.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

How are we supposed to keep a coffee fish alive?!?

[xp-changeling.livejournal.com]

Well, I drop food in every day. He;s doing a job on my request. Least I can do is feed his fish.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

That does seem fair that you do not let the coffeefish die.

[xp-changeling.livejournal.com]

It's a good fish. It's a slightly better contact than the general ones we have.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I agree, so long as it does not learn to text and leave incoherent messages at 3am.

[xp-changeling.livejournal.com]

I've given him access to the network, so if he does, you need to negotiate with him.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...well, that explains the new Wifi hotspot.

We have a Wifi-enabled coffee pot that houses a goldfish.

And this isn't the strangest thing I've had to deal with this week.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

So what I hear you saying is that I should create an account for said Goldfish and start texting Gabe on the road.

I mean, they have them for trees.

I feel his name should be Guppy.

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[xp_daytripper]

Don't look at me - the only fish I know are battered and come with chips.

A.