Text to Wade
Sep. 19th, 2017 04:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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(1/4) You know what's great
(2/4) Is when someone knows you're weird about birthdays but still won't come out with you or fuck you on your birthday
(3/4) And then you somehow fail to get lucky and spend the next few days sexually frustrated
(4/4) TLDR I need you to come out and drinking buddy slash wingman me tonight
Two minutes later
(1/2) I know we are not this level of close but just roll with it
(2/2) Pretend this is me asking you to drive me somewhere sketchy
(2/4) Is when someone knows you're weird about birthdays but still won't come out with you or fuck you on your birthday
(3/4) And then you somehow fail to get lucky and spend the next few days sexually frustrated
(4/4) TLDR I need you to come out and drinking buddy slash wingman me tonight
Two minutes later
(1/2) I know we are not this level of close but just roll with it
(2/2) Pretend this is me asking you to drive me somewhere sketchy