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[1] What would it cost to keep me from sloppy drinking alone tomorrow and is no questions or FEELINGS extra?
[2] Asking for a friend
[3] With benefits
[4] Fuck ignore that last part emoting makes me dumb

Date: 2017-11-18 08:06 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] xp_maverick
[1] Invoice attached.

Base Cost: A hefty bottle of virgin olive oil
Add-on (Sans Questions): A bottle of sipping whiskey
Add-on (Feelings): An overnighter containing a change of clothes suitable for a woman of your size. Nightwear optional.


[2] Kindly hand-deliver payment to my suite door in person.

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