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[xp_cypher]

To: [clinto]
From: [dougie]

(1) lmao you left to take a shower and the portal did its thing again
(2) new person's name is April, per a quick peek at her wallet in her backpack
(3) might be a spider-person, she did some web thing
(4) also some kind of weird...idek what you'd call it, external blue field thing

Comments

[xp_hawkeye]

Blue field thing? Force field? Also fuck you, I can hear the masturbation joke you're not making loud and clear. Full name? Just April? Any indication if she's from an AU like the kids were? Or an alternate timeline?

[xp_cypher]

(1) I want my restraint noted for the record.
(2) More like...some kind of artificial musculature enhancement or what have you
(3) Like if a super suit was organic but maybe also energy based, idefk
(4) Trying to balance being a spy with giving a person some space/dignity
(5) Almost certainly something alternate (universe or timeline) given how the portal seems to work

[xp_hawkeye]

Well, it's an unstable E-R bridge, so alternate anything is a possibility. At least we're probably not dealing with a Frost Giant. I hate those guys. I mean, space and dignity are great, but spider-people are another thing and alternate spider-people are a whole other other thing.

[xp_cypher]

'unstable E-R bridge' just always makes me think George Clooney's gonna wind up popping out

[xp_hawkeye]

You would.

[xp_cypher]

I'm not the one who's always missing when the science happens, bruv.

[xp_hawkeye]

wtf are you British now get your chav ass down here so I have someone to drink with. And bring the newbie's wallet so I can snoop, if you won't.

[xp_cypher]

Kingsman was streaming, so blame Taron Egerton. Vodak incoming.

[xp_hawkeye]

You're not bringing me that wallet, are you?

[xp_cypher]

Magic 8 ball says 'signs point to no'. No skipping Legwork Day.