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Date: 2022-06-16 12:54 am (UTC)
xp_loa: (Seriously?)
From: [personal profile] xp_loa
[1/2] I will only sext you as the Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial, and nothing else.
[2/2] WHICH I'M OLDER THAN HOLY SHIT?????

Date: 2022-06-16 12:55 am (UTC)
xp_daredevil: (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_daredevil
NO SEXTING ME CLINTON FRANCIS BARTON KIMURA

Date: 2022-06-16 01:06 am (UTC)
xp_daredevil: (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_daredevil
do I look like a stormtrooper to you?!

Date: 2022-06-16 01:14 am (UTC)
xp_loa: (Let's go to the beach)
From: [personal profile] xp_loa
[1/3] Too late, you're already "Oh Mr. Gorbachev~" in my phone.
[2/3] Now, Mr. Gorbachev,
[3/3] Tell me more about the KFC and Pepsi you'll let me bring into your country.
Edited Date: 2022-06-16 01:17 am (UTC)

Date: 2022-06-16 01:17 am (UTC)
xp_cypher: (blah blah blah blah...)
From: [personal profile] xp_cypher
Clinto. CLINTO. I'm not here to kinkshame, but WUT

Date: 2022-06-16 01:22 am (UTC)
xp_cypher: (analysis)
From: [personal profile] xp_cypher
(1) Yes. Yes it was. How is someone so otherwise generally competent SO GODDAMN BAD AT TEXTING.
(2) Also that begs the question of what the hell you were TRYING to do

Date: 2022-06-16 01:25 am (UTC)
xp_darcy: (destroyer of worlds)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
I like Mr. Gorbachev in bed. We can do business together.

Date: 2022-06-16 01:26 am (UTC)
xp_daredevil: (black leather jacket)
From: [personal profile] xp_daredevil
You should figure out what it is you are trying to do then. Because you are failing miserably.

Date: 2022-06-16 01:28 am (UTC)
xp_daredevil: (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_daredevil
Maybe you should have a strategic retreat? I hear Tibet is nice this time of year.

Date: 2022-06-16 01:28 am (UTC)
xp_cypher: (On the phone)
From: [personal profile] xp_cypher
Bro. brobrobrobrobro. Brosef Stalin. Brotato chip. Broseidon, god of the brocean. That clears up so very little.

Date: 2022-06-16 01:29 am (UTC)
xp_tarot: (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_tarot
Je suis désolé, M. Barton, mais mon quartier général de l'OTAN n'est autorisé à être profondément pénétré que par le Royaume-Uni et occasionnellement par les États-Unis.

Date: 2022-06-16 01:30 am (UTC)
xp_darcy: (bite my tongue)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
[1] Clint. Clinto. Bro. BRO. I'm laughing so hard, you delightful disaster.
[2] I'd be Truman but I'm not willing to let Tasha garrote me in my sleep for anything that man said about Russia.

Date: 2022-06-16 01:32 am (UTC)
xp_daredevil: (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_daredevil
....that is not nearly enough for your levels of sorrow

Date: 2022-06-16 01:33 am (UTC)
xp_darcy: (side-eye)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
That just makes my trolling funnier. I get to horrify at least two people for the price of one.
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