Lee, I'm not troubled by my past. At all. But I do occasionally like to remind you all that I'd already essentially lived a life before any of you were born. So jokes like 'who hurt you?' can have decades worth of explanation.
However, you can buy me several drinks and partake of the rest of my wisdom if your bank account is feeling too full.
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Date: 2022-07-18 04:48 pm (UTC)However, you can buy me several drinks and partake of the rest of my wisdom if your bank account is feeling too full.
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Date: 2022-07-18 10:47 pm (UTC)How about I just get dressed up and you can take me somewhere classy instead? It’s been ages since I got to wear fancy instead of easy.
You can tell me stories about all the starlets you’ve been.