Email to Amanda

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To: [Amanda]
From: [Marie]
Re: Pizza night

Please tell me we're on for pizza tonight. I have to get out of here.

~M

Email to Angelo

[xp_daytripper]

To: [you]
From: [me]

Subject: Gunna have to cancel on you tonight...

Given the Mountie's listening to Air Supply, and the last time he did that was when he and Angie split, and the email I got from Marie asking for beer and pizza night for the love of god, please, I'm going to have to stand you up tonight. I'll be doing the supportive friend after a breakup thing.

Which reminds me, need to grab some chocolate ice cream on the way home.

A.

Email to Garrison

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To: [The Moper]
From: [Queen of Red Sox Nation]

Subject: Top of the Second

Kane,

It's Flashback Friday, the Jays have a rookie pitcher, and they're down one run to the freaking Tigers! Come out of your room. It's a lot funnier if I laugh at you to your face!

email to Jennie

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To: [Jennie]
From: [Jean]
Subject: Oregon

Hey Jennie,

want to come be my backup? Am going to Oregon to the factory where they make that Green Speed stuff to do some more research into whatever the hell is going on. Am not expecting any trouble, but one never knows.

-Jean

E-mail to Clarice

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To: [Rainbow Brite]
From: [Murky Dismal]
Subject: Hi, I'm Hopeless

I need entirely confidential help here. Let's say you've got this fairly sappy and possibly over-emotional boyfriend who's been particularly emotional on you lately and you want to do something really nice for an impending anniversary (even though 6 months is not a year and thus not actually an "anniversary" per se)...would you have any thoughts on what the hell I should do? No, I'm not going to cover him in glitter and hang him up like a piñata. My brain is just not functioning on this level, though, and I can't come up with ANYTHING.

E-mail to Yvette

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To: [Sleek & Spiky]
From: [Crumbling & Dusty]
Subject: Metropolitan Museum of Art

I did this thinking thing that I sometimes do and I've got a proposition that might work. Sunday next week I figure there's likely to be a lot of people still hung over from their Saturday. We'll get up early and get to the Met when it opens at 9:30 when the crowds are hopefully low. Then whenever it gets inescapably crowded we'll go, no one else gets to complain.

Deal?