Email to Garrison Kane
Sep. 11th, 2008 12:02 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
To: [Oh-kay Blue Jays]
From: [Red Sox Nation]
Subject: Box Seats for Double Header
Kane,
I've finally managed to procure my own box at Fenway for the first time this season without having to entertain clients, and this rare occasion happens to be taking place this saturday, for the Sox vs. Blue Jays double header. The day we met I offered to let you witness some mortal combat humiliation first-hand and I figured since this is the last time the two teams will meet this season I should send you an invitation. Care to join me?
A.
From: [Red Sox Nation]
Subject: Box Seats for Double Header
Kane,
I've finally managed to procure my own box at Fenway for the first time this season without having to entertain clients, and this rare occasion happens to be taking place this saturday, for the Sox vs. Blue Jays double header. The day we met I offered to let you witness some mortal combat humiliation first-hand and I figured since this is the last time the two teams will meet this season I should send you an invitation. Care to join me?
A.