Email to Dani

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dear Dani,

Your roommate and fellow abductee is being a big emo butthead regarding being an X-Men trainee and his stupid trainee codename that he doesn't have yet. If I buy you one of those giant mall pretzels, would you walk up behind him and smack him upside the head?

Kyle

Email to Jay

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Jay,

In two and a half hours, I'm going to be at a funeral for the people I trained with for years. They were killed in some kind of accident during an exercise in the Arctic. All of their current and former surviving teammates have come from across Canada to honour their service for the last time.

That's what being part of a team is about. It is about trust, and commitment, and dedication. That's what the stupid codenames and uniforms and symbols are for; to show you that even at earliest stages, the first day you make the commitment, that's the first day you become one of the team. You have something that makes you part of 'us' instead of 'them', and you have something to earn in the process.

Take the fucking codename, apologize to your new teammates for being an ass, and shove your damn pride into the corner until you've got something to be proud about. Otherwise, get the fuck out and stop wasting your time and ours.

--Garrison

Email to Kyle

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To: [Gibney, Kyle]
From: [Guthrie, Jay]
Subject: none.

I'm not sorry to you. You can take my apology and shove it up your ass. From what I hear, you use to like it.

-Jay

Email to Kevin

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

To: [Shiny Room Boy]
From: [Catseye]

Subject: Presents presents presents!

Dear Kevin,

Catseye is getting Yvette's birthday present ready and Catseye has some nice smelly perfume and a book and Catseye picked out a deer to hunt for Yvette to give her but Catseye would like to give Yvette some pretty and smelly flowers except flowers always die and that makes Catseye sad so Catseye wants to know if Kevin could make a flower for Yvette that won't die that Catseye can put in with the real flowers? Mrrt!