Jul. 20th, 2014

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From: Frost, Emma
To: Frost, Adrienne

I just received the bill for our Las Vegas adventures. I am almost disappointed to note that it only came to five figures. I thought we may have managed six. Particularly after what that lion did to your hotel bathroom.

In the confusion, I never managed to answer some of your questions. The answers are: no, I can't telepathically contact animals. Their brains don't work the same way as humans and I don't have access to them. Some people can, however, telepathically contact animals. Or something like telepathy, anyway. My lion tamer being one of them, which is probably why the damage was kept to five figures.

He did tell me that in the strictest confidence, however, and I trust you to keep his secret. Apparently he doesn't want his employers or audiences knowing for a number of reasons, one of which would be losing his job, another of which would be something involving tarring, feathering and being run out of town.

Also, yes, I did have sex with the lion tamer. Quite a few times. He was very good at it and we enjoyed ourselves rather a lot. And we discovered some mutually satisfactory, rather primitive areas of the human brain where our different types of telepathy could reach each other.

Also, I had a very good birthday.

Also, I am never drinking anything purple again.

Emma

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