Email to Scott and Garrison
Oct. 12th, 2014 11:52 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
To: [cyclops]
Cc: [special inspector garrison kane]
From: [cypher]
Subject: Mission Update
Hokay, going to try and be as coherent as possible (pain meds, woo) ((thank god for spellcheck software)) (((learned that lesson from the last time I attempted to write emails and reports on pain pills))) ((((woo, nested parentheses are always hilarious to me))))
Our undercover intel from embedding Artie paid off - this Holocaust jerkoff we'd been looking into already from mutant organ harvesting stuff has Laurie and Hope. We hit him and his entourage at a Hellfire event in Europe. Laurie and Hope were not with them.
Got my knee jacked up by the asshole neo-Nazi version of Kurt, and Wade got his insides microwaved by Holocaust - gross. But Holocaust got the worse of that, I think - Emma used his microwaves to melt his face - double gross.
Had to extract Artie, but got more intel - managed to flip one of their guys who'd had enough. Transcript of his debriefing (heh, we shoulda taken his underwear just for lulz) attached.
-D
Cc: [special inspector garrison kane]
From: [cypher]
Subject: Mission Update
Hokay, going to try and be as coherent as possible (pain meds, woo) ((thank god for spellcheck software)) (((learned that lesson from the last time I attempted to write emails and reports on pain pills))) ((((woo, nested parentheses are always hilarious to me))))
Our undercover intel from embedding Artie paid off - this Holocaust jerkoff we'd been looking into already from mutant organ harvesting stuff has Laurie and Hope. We hit him and his entourage at a Hellfire event in Europe. Laurie and Hope were not with them.
Got my knee jacked up by the asshole neo-Nazi version of Kurt, and Wade got his insides microwaved by Holocaust - gross. But Holocaust got the worse of that, I think - Emma used his microwaves to melt his face - double gross.
Had to extract Artie, but got more intel - managed to flip one of their guys who'd had enough. Transcript of his debriefing (heh, we shoulda taken his underwear just for lulz) attached.
-D