Jan. 24th, 2015

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[1/3] I googled her and she went missing on New Year's Eve and is presumed dead.

[2/3] So my day will now pretty much consist of getting blackout drunk with either my boyfriend or my sister.

[3/3] Though I suppose it's better that there's no Tandy here than a copy of ours.
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Blind Item:

A certain 16 year old rock princess is turning 17 today. According to sources, she’s spending it with her female lover, hiding away after brutally attacking paparazzi a few months ago. Does she really think we’ll forget her disgusting actions? Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend, but they’re not meant to take out an eye. Register her already!

Gossip website:

Roxy Washington is now officially 17. Daddy Libido and Sexy Mutha must be so disappointed that they can’t go all out for their little girl. Not since she went all mutant on them, putting several media members in the hospital for disfiguring injuries. I mean, really – it’s bad enough that she’s kissing girls, but to be a mutant too? Double whammy. Too bad …I was looking forward to her 19th birthday. Who cares now, amirite?

TMZ-like:

Who do you think you’re fooling, Roxy? 17 years old today and no one’s seen you in weeks. Word is you’ve been sent off to a convent to deal with your lady lovin’ issues, but what convent would take a mutant too? All I know is someone’s gotta take control here. Can’t have a dangerous weapon giving concerts for kids. Is there a cure already?!

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