xp_forgeFrom: Forge
To: All
Subject: Howdy, all!
Got any busted electronics? Maybe some old crap you don't use or want anymore? If so, come on down to Uncle Forge's Toyland where I will, for a fee of a Highly Caffeinated Beverage, either restore your old electronics to full functionality or, if you'd just as soon get rid of it, make sure it gets recycled and disposed of properly.
Uncle Forge's Toyland is currently located in the Mech-E Lab. Signs are posted where they need to be or you can just ask the directory where I am.
EDIT: Uncle Forge can also dispose of secured electronic devices safely and securely, if you're of the professionally or personally or both paranoid mindset.