HR Memo and Press Release

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Sent internally throughout WI 

Please welcome Illyana Rasputin in her new role as Warren Worthington III's new personal assistant and chief communications officer of Warren Cares. Born in Russia to dignitaries, Illyana has a wealth of knowledge in cross-cultural communications, resolving interpersonal conflict, and financial management. She speaks several languages fluently and comes highly recommended.

 

If you see her in the halls, greet her with coffee, chocolate and stories about your children. One of her joys in life is seeing pictures of people's babies.

Brief press release sent out to the media 

As part of significant philanthropic restructuring, Warren Cares is the new charity arm of Worthington Industries. Lead by Warren Worthington III, this program is overseen by Illyana Rasputin who is noted for her passion and defense of marginalized peoples and those who need advocacy.

 

Although a new program, Warren Cares will continue to honour all existing financial and support agreements with already established charities while creating new opportunities for smaller non-profits to apply for the capital gains they need for their programming.

 

"I want people to know they can come to Illyana with anything. She loves to listen to issues and problem-solve with organizations. I've never known someone so committed to completing a project. If there's work to be done at 3 am, it'll be done, no matter how many phone calls it takes."

 

All media requests can be forwarded to Ms. Rasputin. A press conference will be scheduled in the near future.

TXT to Illyana

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[1/7] Wait what did Worthington hire you FOR?
[2/7] I thought you were gonna kick people out
[3/7] his office or something. Why did the alert
[4/7] I set for your name show up with a press
[5/7] release from WI saying you were in charge
[6/7] of their new "charitable arm" and that
[7/7] you'd be available all the time?

Text to Madin

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[1] Madin. Am Illyana, assistant to Warren. Yes, boss is bit of idiot.
[2] Would like to meet you about not-interview other day. Warren has apology for misunderstanding I must hand over in person.
[3] Is not sex thing. Sex thing is not in work contract.
[4] Will be working in small downstairs parlor. Can meet there, dress comfortable.
[5] If still want to interview, I will handle.

Email to Sooraya

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Hey, I got your email from Haller. Does your community center need clothes? I suddenly have a lot that I need to get rid of ASAP.