Group Text: Doug, Matt, Inez

[xp_darcy]

Suddenly feel very unwelcome at the DXC pride event tonight because apparently I'm too much passer and not enough queer or mutant. Can we do something else? Movie and PJs night? Invite Foggy over since he was gonna meet us? Something?

Comments

[xp_daredevil]

why don't we go to my dads? they're always up for wine and the birdcage?

[xp_outlaw]

[1/2] Wait wtf? Who do I gotta punch? And hell yeah, I'm down for whatever.
[2/2] whatever everyone wants to do I mean, not that it's solely up to me to be clear!1

[xp_cypher]

...now I'm going to spend half the movie trying to decide which of your dads is more Robin Williams and which is more Nathan Lane.

[xp_daredevil]

that's how it always goes. I'm curious to hear your thoughts/ reasoning

[xp_darcy]

No but you're a chunk of the vote! Are you cool meeting Matt's Dads and having a chill night? They're cool, and you'd probably meet them soon enough anyhow. They do a fair bit of entertaining.

[xp_outlaw]

I am if they're cool to have me around, sure thing. Sounds like a fun night to me!

[xp_darcy]

One of us, one of us, etc ♥ I'm just gonna like... sprawl on everyone and get all the cuddles.

[xp_outlaw]

You've already sold me, hon, no need to keep convincing me now! ;)

[xp_darcy]

Doug and Matt and Foggy are good cuddlers too.

[xp_darcy]

Yeah that's fine I'm just going to put my phone down, wrap in blankets, and be a cuddleworm because I went from jazzed about tonight to exhausted.

[xp_outlaw]

[1/2] Maybe I'll get to find out! Though if I just get Darcy cuddles then that's ok too.
[2/2] Shoot I think I need to come up with a nickname for you now. Hmmmmm.

[xp_darcy]

If I wrap you in the blanket burrito I'm gonna make, you'll def find out.

[xp_outlaw]

...ok now I'm just hungry, dang. Should we bring food to the dad's thing maybe?

[xp_darcy]

Maybe food. Or maybe just stop on the way. My capability for making decisions right now was limited to "cuddle me" and "now I don't want to go out".

[xp_daredevil]

you and me both.

Foggy will meet us and bring so many snacks

[xp_outlaw]

Mhm, you had me at cuddles, but then your burrito talk has me starving. Cuddles and food would just be amazing.

[xp_darcy]

Foggy's bringing snacks but we'll stop at the taco place too... they do birria tacos and they're messy but amazing.

[xp_darcy]

I like snacks. But we're stopping and getting birria tacos first. Inez and I have spoken. ;)

[xp_outlaw]

That's my entire lifestyle, messy but amazing. Or so I've been told. Yes, please, let's lock that down!

[xp_darcy]

*eyebrow waggle* You fit right in.

[xp_outlaw]

I'll fit you right in. You sweet-talker, you.

[xp_darcy]

Like, only for the four of you and the dads tonight. Everyone else is like debriding a wound after you skin your knee falling off your bike into the gravel. Insufferable.

[xp_outlaw]

Ewwwww. Very accurate if graphic. And yes, forget the rest of the world except for our little group tonight. And tacos. Don't forget tacos.

[xp_darcy]

But you knew exactly what I meant. And yes, tacos, snacks, the... whatever shape polycule weirdness we are now. (One day it's gonna become an octopus... oh wait that's me for cuddles!)

[xp_daredevil]

have I ever fair no to any sort of taco?

well, except that one place that closed that just smelled rotten