TXT to Darcy

[xp_hawkeye]

Hey, I read the stuff on that new person's journal. You okay? I'm at my dads' for the after after party, if you guys wanna come by. You know they love you (and Marci and Doug and Foggy and I'm sure they'll love Inez, too.

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[xp_darcy]

You need to take your fucking "dick good so person ok" goggles off.

[xp_hawkeye]

Well that wasn't the part I was talking about, but okay. All of you guys are still welcome to come crash here. The dads are absurdly supportive of Matt's poly relationship and everyone involved.

[xp_darcy]

Yeah we're getting tacos first. We were gonna go to the thing but Gabriel made it pretty clear that if I don't coddle idiots talking Brotherhood nonsense I'm making it unsafe or something.

[xp_hawkeye]

I'm not sure he said what he meant to say, but I get where you're coming from. I was there for a while, but the after party moved to a bar I don't remember the name of and then I came home cause the dads insisted. Bring me a taco? There's just always a lot to unpack when it comes to separation and segregation and anti-anything these days cause it's like nobody remember their history. And you know I hated history, but even I remember genocidal maniacs being bad for minorities in general.

[xp_darcy]

[1] No tacos for you. Foggy is meeting us there and bringing snacks.
[2] Gee you fucking think??? Genocide is bad for everyone.

[xp_hawkeye]

Yay snacks! I let the dads know the hoard's incoming.

[xp_darcy]

I'm pretty sure Matt warned them.

[xp_hawkeye]

That's just some of the leftovers and they haven't even considered taking the decorations down, that's happening sometime next week. I imagine Monday's going to be absolutely insane.

[xp_darcy]

They are the best dads.

[xp_hawkeye]

They really are. Anyway, once you get here, be prepared for some couch snuggles. It's the least you can do, since I'm not getting any and you're getting everything. :P

[xp_darcy]

The least I can do. Really. REALLY.

[xp_hawkeye]

God, just imagining the look on your face has me both in stitches and fearing for my life.

[xp_darcy]

Well it's good to know Quire left you one functioning brain cell when he sucked the rest out.

[xp_hawkeye]

Yeah, you're gonna have to let me know wtf he did. Cause he's not obnoxious with me. He's an attention whore who likes to get what he wants, but we've had some pretty intense conversations over the years. I dunno why he's a dick to everyone. But you're one of my ride or dies, so if I gotta choose, you know.

[xp_darcy]

I'm too tired for this shit.

[xp_hawkeye]

I'm saving you the best piece of cake.