TXT to Kyle

[xp_banshee]

Someone new's turned up at the mansion. Warren Worthington III. He's promised me macarons. I've been led to believe he's not entirely new. Did you know him when he was here last? Any suggestions on how I can pry donations out of his checkbook?

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[xp_wildchild]

he's stupid rich
and not very smart
you can probably just ask

[xp_banshee]

Nepotism is incredibly frustrating. At least he bakes, I suppose. Anything besides his absurd come-ons I should know about?

[xp_wildchild]

He can't keep it in his pants
but actually only decent thing about him is that he respects a "nope"

[xp_banshee]

Well that's good to know, at least. I didn't want to have to threaten to shatter his finger bones if he touched me...

[xp_banshee]

Worthington posted asking which picture to use, I think, and our adopted son responded, "Doesn't matter, blond men aren't attractive." Whilst I don't share his taste in men, I'm beyond delighted. Everyone's being so... sharp this evening and it's like Worthington just doesn't care.

[xp_wildchild]

our adopted what

[xp_banshee]

Son. Shatterstar. He's precious.

[xp_wildchild]

Oh one of my 'please PLEASE just take a GED class please it's easier now then when you're 25 and tired" kids. Yeah, he's a good one. We're adopting him?

not like legit right
like just you need better parents and we're gonna feed you and attempt to convince you that you wont die if you learn things

sorry voice to text im on a barn roof with a nailgun you get voice to text now

[xp_banshee]

I don't mind voice to text, just don't fall off the roof! And yes, we're just going to do the nurturing and the convincing. Perhaps I'll ask Doug to get him to discuss the merits of education in general. They seem to get along, especially when it comes to swords. Bless him, Shatterstar's so shy. And also sometimes not.