xp_communication | Text to Warren

xp_magik posting in

[1] spoke to my people, will accept job offer. think clint might have spit on phone looking at salary.
[2] clarice is taking me shopping for wardrobe.
[3] can make up what you want for blurb.

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

From:

xp_angel

(1) Okay sounds good. I do love making Clint reassess his opinion of me so this works beautifully.

(2) Get her to pick out some killer shoes. Literally. You seem like you need lethal footwear.

(3) Cool, but also, first point of business: who is that purple kid who can wear heels but doesn't know how to strut his shit?

From:

xp_magik

[1] clint is good man, taught me portal science without treating like moron.
[2] that is on list. tall heels mostly for sitting, boot with chunky heel can run in.
[3] uh??? clarice is good at heels and strut. excellent murder strut, give her 5 stars, no notes.
[4] OH WAIT new person madin? did not know they wore heels, how did you meet?

From:

xp_angel

(1) Okay good, I love murder strutting. I'll add it to your job description. I also got your headshot. Lovely. I'll do a blurb.

(2) I know his name is MADIN, what I want to know is who IS he? He thought I invited him over to suck my dick when I was just trying to find you a co-worker.

(3) OH SHIT I just realized he was probably expecting to get paid and then he ran off. Fuck.

(4) Okay first job task -- go find him and give him money. I don't know how much. Whatever you think is right. I set up a bank account for your expenses. Just get him to sign an invoice.

From:

xp_magik

[1] may not have chance to add bc MAY DROP IN DARK PIT.
[2] yes, saw press release. if i am up at 3am doing work u will be also.
[3] madin prefers THEY not he. please remember or i will let them stab u.
[4] pretty sure if u wanted to get dick sucked u would just ask
[5] i will clear this up for u and get invoice.
[6] do u still want to hire them bc i am not running ur charity for u
[7] if so will also do interview, send me questions u want asked.

From:

xp_angel

(1) You told me to do the blurb. I did. Rule one: do it yourself if you don't want me to do it.

(2) And I didn't know that about Madin. I didn't think to ask their pronouns while they were trying to take my pants off.

(3) Sure, offer them a job. Ask whatever you want. You remember how yours went. Make it better or worse, whatever.

From:

xp_magik

[1] everyone says "that warren, he is idiot"
[2] more people should say "that warren, he is very biggest troll"
[3] that is why i told u and asked u to remember. now u know, so not using would be rude if the googles are correct.
[4] i will do this. if they say yes, will take shopping.
[5] hope and i have meeting tomorrow. u are welcome.

From:

xp_angel

(1) Whatever Hope says, it's a lie and also the truth. She gets paid handsomely to be annoyed by me, so remember that.

(2) Right. Well check your bankimg, your signing bonus was deposited. Madin can have one too.