Text to Clint Barton

[xp_cannonball]

[1/3] Made it!
[2/3] grabbin lunch in town before headin to the farm
[3/3] I’ll let you know how meetin’ Jay’s girl goes after supper!

Comments

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/4] Awesome, thanks for letting me know.
[2/4] Hope you have a great Christmas.
[3/4] Don't make any of your other siblings
[4/4] think I'm a serial killer. :)

[xp_cannonball]

[1/2] I thought they were gonna agree with me that it was cute!
[2/2] And I probably ain't hardly gonna talk about you except to Jay and Paige, it's Jay's big moment, I ain't gonna take the spotlight from him
a minute later
[1/1] So in terms of terrible knickknack from the gas station in town- are we feelin shot glass or keychain?

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/5] Shot glass. I don't officially collect them,
[2/5] but I'll definitely use it more than
[3/5] a keychain. And hey, looks like you headed
[4/5] right before a massive snow storm. They're
[5/5] saying it'll drop 20 inches on us.

[xp_cannonball]

[1/2] that's an insane amount of snow
[2/2] shot glass acquired, and I'm gettin' yelled at for texting when we have a guest so I've gotta go :)

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/1] Enjoy dinner.

[xp_cannonball]

[1/5] THEY'RE OFICIALLY ENGAGED!!!!!!!!
[2/5] DINNER WENT SO WELL! I'M SO SURPRISED THAT NONE OF US BLEW IT!!!!!
[3/5] SHE DIDN'T HOLD THE FACT THAT I ONCE THREATENED TO BEAT HER UP FOR TAUNTING JAY AGAINST ME
[4/5] AAAAND SHE DIDN'T TELL ME I WAS FULL OF SHIT FOR OFFERING TO EXTEND AN OLIVE BRANCH TO HER FAMILY THAT WANTS ME DEAD
[5/5] VICTORIES ALL AROUND

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/8] Hey, that's awesome! Congrats on getting
[2/8] (another) sister. And I dunno, seems
[3/8] like if she's willing to marry your
[4/8] brother, she's probably not gonna hold
[5/8] things from your childhood/teen years
[6/8] against you. Sounds like your brother's
[7/8] got a good thing going. Tell him I said
[8/8] congratulations.