[1] brb gotta go vomit [2] you EVER suggest anything like that EVER AGAIN and I’m gonna hit ya [3] this is a a one way ticket to gettin grounded by me for the first time ever for bein GROSS [4] WTF PAIGE
[1] IT IS NOT A REASONABLE QUESTION [2] I AM ACTUALLY GONNA GET SICK [3]THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU [4] HE’S JUST NICE AND SMART AND FUNNY AND I HAPPEN TO THINK HE’S HOT- HIS AGE AIN’T A FACTOR YOU FUCKIN WEIRDO
[1] Maybe because the main things I know about him are that he got you pearls on the first date and he’s closer in age to Lucinda than you. [2] Kinda leads to a certain conclusion. [3] I will admit he’s very smart, though.
[1] I *KNEW* YOU BEEN TUNIN ME OUT [2] YOU AINT LISTENIN TO ME AND SOMEHOW THAT MEANS *THAT*??? [3] 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 [4] and for the LAST TIME- he FOUND the pearls on ACCIDENT while eating raw oysters he stumbled across on a mission and thought they were pretty and wanted to bring me a host gift cause I was makin him supper for his birthday and he’d had to postpone cause of the mission [5] ain’t like he went out and bought me pearls jfc this ain’t that hard to grasp Paig
[1] I am making you meet Clint for real [2] this is ridiculous [3] and you’re gonna be NICE none a yer passive aggressive shit [4] you owe me that after jumpin to conclusions that made me puke and not listenin to me
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Date: 2024-01-27 12:01 am (UTC)[2] glad you enjoyed it!
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Date: 2024-01-27 12:39 am (UTC)[Pause]
[2] Wait, he said he has multiple PhDs?
[3] How old is he?
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Date: 2024-01-27 01:51 am (UTC)[2] he’s 40, why?
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Date: 2024-01-27 01:53 am (UTC)[2] SAMUEL ZACHARY GUTHRIE
[3] HE IS ALMOST OUR MAMA’S AGE!
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Date: 2024-01-27 02:15 am (UTC)[2] it’s not a big deal
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Date: 2024-01-27 02:18 am (UTC)[2] Please tell me this doesn’t have anything to do with Daddy dying or Mama…being who she is
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Date: 2024-01-27 02:25 am (UTC)[2] you EVER suggest anything like that EVER AGAIN and I’m gonna hit ya
[3] this is a a one way ticket to gettin grounded by me for the first time ever for bein GROSS
[4] WTF PAIGE
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Date: 2024-01-27 02:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-01-27 02:30 am (UTC)[2] I AM ACTUALLY GONNA GET SICK
[3]THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
[4] HE’S JUST NICE AND SMART AND FUNNY AND I HAPPEN TO THINK HE’S HOT- HIS AGE AIN’T A FACTOR YOU FUCKIN WEIRDO
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Date: 2024-01-27 02:36 am (UTC)[2] Oh my god, Sam.
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Date: 2024-01-27 02:38 am (UTC)[2] WHY ARE YOU IMAGINING THINGS ABOUT MY SEX LIFE??????????
[3] PAIGE ELISABETH WTF
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Date: 2024-01-27 02:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-01-27 02:45 am (UTC)[2] WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO ACCEPT THAT I LIKE HIM AS A PERSON??????
[3] ALSO HE’S *YOUNGER* THAN LUCINDA THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH
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Date: 2024-01-27 02:48 am (UTC)[2] Kinda leads to a certain conclusion.
[3] I will admit he’s very smart, though.
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Date: 2024-01-27 02:31 pm (UTC)[2] YOU AINT LISTENIN TO ME AND SOMEHOW THAT MEANS *THAT*???
[3] 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
[4] and for the LAST TIME- he FOUND the pearls on ACCIDENT while eating raw oysters he stumbled across on a mission and thought they were pretty and wanted to bring me a host gift cause I was makin him supper for his birthday and he’d had to postpone cause of the mission
[5] ain’t like he went out and bought me pearls jfc this ain’t that hard to grasp Paig
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Date: 2024-01-27 04:07 pm (UTC)[2] IDK it’s still weird.
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Date: 2024-01-27 04:16 pm (UTC)[2] this is ridiculous
[3] and you’re gonna be NICE none a yer passive aggressive shit
[4] you owe me that after jumpin to conclusions that made me puke and not listenin to me
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Date: 2024-01-27 04:21 pm (UTC)[2] Is Jay also coming?
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Date: 2024-01-27 04:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-01-27 04:57 pm (UTC)