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Jun. 2nd, 2026 03:25 pm[1] Very proud of Sue.
[2] Not everyone can invisibly weaponize a three-star seafood restaurant and still be the fanciest person in all of the blurry phone footage I've seen.
[3] Also your hair was doing that whole silver-blonde movie star thing. Feels unfair.
[4] The internet is calling it “Mutant Mayhem on West 51st,” which feels negative and lacks whimsy. Everybody showed real teamwork.
[2] Not everyone can invisibly weaponize a three-star seafood restaurant and still be the fanciest person in all of the blurry phone footage I've seen.
[3] Also your hair was doing that whole silver-blonde movie star thing. Feels unfair.
[4] The internet is calling it “Mutant Mayhem on West 51st,” which feels negative and lacks whimsy. Everybody showed real teamwork.