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To: {kitten}
From: {your ball of string}
Subject: Arr.

I'm dusting off my pirate hat and kidnapping you sometime this week, dunno when yet, you'll figure it out when I carry you off. I was thinking we could make it a weekly thing, sort of like Date Night only without the advance warning or set schedule. We could alternate weeks, and not be allowed to argue with the timing of the kidnapping unless the kidnappee has three-and-a-half projects due the next day or just had something amputated, or something like that, and just . . . I want to go places where there's no giant robots, no demons, no crazy rich people, no crusades, just the two of us, having fun, somewhere not here. I figure regular breaks for making out sanity making out and sanity fun will be good for both of us.

So don't be surprised (or argue!) when I toss you over my shoulder sometime later this week. Fun will be had. And you don't have to try and pick me up when it's your turn, if you want to keep doing this. :)

By the way, do you have ice skates?

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[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

To: {cutest, ever}
From: {the kitten}
Subject: re: Arr.

I'll be happy to be kitten-napped anytime this week - next week being holiday and all means I haven't got any projects that can't wait. Want to show you something, btw. Jake is a very strange guy...

Weekly surprise-dates sound fun, and I may not be able to pick you up, but I bet I can get you where I want you. *grin*

Ice-skates are getable. Haven't got my own, but I think Terry or Jubes have some I could borrow.

*kisses*
-K

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To: {twinkletoes}
From: {the good twin}
Subject: Re: Arr.

Well, yeah, the part where he looks like a girl was my first clue that he's strange. :) Am all curious now.

And yes, yes you can. Wear tight jeans and I'll follow you anywhere. I may bump into things occasionally, but I do that anyway. ;) If it turns out you can't get the ice skates, I can figure something out, but I figured I'd ask first because I wasn't looking forward to Jubes calling me a pervert for rummaging through your shoes to find out what size they are.

Good, then. I have to make a phone call and then I'll be all set for the abduction. Whee. :)

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To: {cutest, ever}
From: {the kitten}
Subject: re: re: Arr.

I'll show you later.

Tight jeans, tight shirt, short skirt... distracting you really is awfully easy. *grin* Fun too.

-K

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To: {my favorite distraction}
From: {huh? computer what?}
Subject: Re: Arr.

Definitely fun. :)

And don't forget the leotard. I haven't.

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To: {cutest, ever}
From: {the kitten}
Subject: re: Re: Arr.

Course you haven't. But I'm hardly going to get into dance clothes just to distract you. If I happen to already be in them I'm fully willing to take advantage, but it's too much bother otherwise. Especially since street clothes work just as well. :D

-K

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To: {adorable one}
From: {least-secret admirer}
Subject: Re: Arr.

I don't think you own a non-distracting article of clothing, actually, come to think of it. I am okay with that. :)

Although I sense a certain amount of distraction imbalance. Maybe I should let Angie drag me shopping for leather pants.

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To: {cutest, ever}
From: {the kitten}
Subject: re: Re: Arr.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And I want in on this shoping trip.

You only say I don't own any non-distracting clothing because you manage to be distracted by my eyore pjs, and I don't know how. They're flanel, for God's sake.

-K

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To: {mmm, flannel}
From: {doomed to shop}
Subject: Re: Arr.

They're very cute PJs. And PJs are associated with bed, which is associated with all sorts of distracting things.

Go find her and gang up on me, then, I'll wait here for the army of leather-pants-wearing umlauts. :)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

To: {cutest, ever}
From: {the kitten}
Subject: re: Re: Arr.

You're a strange, strange boy. *ether-kisses*
-K