Email to Jubilee and Forge
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From: [LordAndMasterOfCar]
I'm glad you're both going to have fun - and congratulations on your grades, both of you! :) - but not too much fun, I hope. On that subject, some ground rules for the use of the car.
No crashing the car.
No hitting pedestrians or other cars with the car.
No driving the car into the ocean.
No soda or any other sticky or stainy substance to be spilled on the all leather upholstery.
No sex on the all leather upholstery.
No picking up of scary armed hitchikers on back roads, especially if scary music suddenly comes on the radio.
No taking the car apart, not even to make it better.
No unhooking, disarming, or disassembling of the GPS, or of the tracking device concealed somewhere within the car in order that I may always know where it is. (I didn't put that in for you guys - it's in case it gets stolen. But if you wind up in Canada, I'll know)
No letting the car get eaten by aliens, giant prehistoric monsters, or other mutants.
No talking to or being abducted by aliens while in the car.
No fighting over the steering-wheel while the car is in motion.
No high-speed car-chases unless absolutely necessary.
No setting anything on fire, especially not when my licence plate is visible.
No poking, tickling, biting or otherwise distracting of the driver.
I've given Jubilee a prepaid credit-card (wonderful inventions) for use if the car or any passengers get broken, or in case of other dire emergencies. Should such an emergency arise, you are expected to call and let us know where to collect the broken bits.
More seriously... have fun. :) And say hello to Carlie for me.
From: [LordAndMasterOfCar]
I'm glad you're both going to have fun - and congratulations on your grades, both of you! :) - but not too much fun, I hope. On that subject, some ground rules for the use of the car.
No crashing the car.
No hitting pedestrians or other cars with the car.
No driving the car into the ocean.
No soda or any other sticky or stainy substance to be spilled on the all leather upholstery.
No sex on the all leather upholstery.
No picking up of scary armed hitchikers on back roads, especially if scary music suddenly comes on the radio.
No taking the car apart, not even to make it better.
No unhooking, disarming, or disassembling of the GPS, or of the tracking device concealed somewhere within the car in order that I may always know where it is. (I didn't put that in for you guys - it's in case it gets stolen. But if you wind up in Canada, I'll know)
No letting the car get eaten by aliens, giant prehistoric monsters, or other mutants.
No talking to or being abducted by aliens while in the car.
No fighting over the steering-wheel while the car is in motion.
No high-speed car-chases unless absolutely necessary.
No setting anything on fire, especially not when my licence plate is visible.
No poking, tickling, biting or otherwise distracting of the driver.
I've given Jubilee a prepaid credit-card (wonderful inventions) for use if the car or any passengers get broken, or in case of other dire emergencies. Should such an emergency arise, you are expected to call and let us know where to collect the broken bits.
More seriously... have fun. :) And say hello to Carlie for me.
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Date: 2005-06-11 03:40 am (UTC)From: [Grey]
What, no rewiring the Lojack? What do you think I'm using for a wireless signal booster?
Relax, doc. The system's still in place, and the car handles like a dream. Although good lord, if I hear Carlie giggle "Hee hee, convertible!" one more time...
Oh yeah, Catseye's with us if anyone's looking for her.
JHF
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Date: 2005-06-11 04:09 am (UTC)From: [JuJube]
But what if they're nice fuzzy aliens from alpha centauri? Oh, Carls says hi.
~J.