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To: [master of multiple mayhem], [can of atomic whoopass], [thoracic furnace]
From: [the ghost in the machine]



Gentlemen, the sanctity of our respective girlfriends' underwear drawers have been invaded. This cannot be allowed to stand. Revenge must be taken, and it must be taken in suitable fashion. We must crush our enemies and see them driven before us.

Are you with me?



To: [low man on the genius pole], [handjob], [toilet breath], [stuffed and mounted]
From: [the ghost in the machine]



For all the good it will do you.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Much though my chivalric instincts might protest, I'm actually kinda curious to see what the girls come up with on this one. I mean, it's the 21st century, after all. We can be gentlemen. And if it turns out the ladies go too soft on 'em, well, then we can see what's what.

But I don't think we'll have to. Those suicidal idiots raided 'Yana's undies. If there weren't a few things in Kitty's dresser that I was real comfortable being the only other person got to see 'em, I'd almost feel sorry for the dumb bastards.

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[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

They did what? . . . The mansion didn't need that wing anyway.

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

A.) It was Marius's idea.
B.) What're you going to do, yell at me in Klingon?

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

This is what I'm saying.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

A) You still went along with it.
B) Come over here and say that again.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Screw that, dude, there's plenty of revenge to go around.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Guys. Demon queen of Limbo, plus Kitty's a certified genius who's been soaking up my bad influence for years. Even I'd have a little trouble matching that, and I kinda think they deserve first crack anyway. Let's just kick back, watch, and possibly award style points.

And besides, I dunno about the rest of you, but Kitty's drop-dead sexy when she's plotting something. I am just fine with taking the back seat here.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, I totally agree with you. But d'you really think the girls are gonna appreciate us stealing their thunder? And do we really want to irritate them right now? All I'm saying.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

GRAH! Don't go bringing logic into this! You're ruining my "DOUG SMASH!" moment!

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Angie's just as sexy when she's being...DAMMIT STOP DERAILING MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT!

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

A.) If it makes you feel any better, I didn't get the kind of satisfaction that my roommates did.
B.) I heal, and I'm stronger than I look. You might go all fancy Matrix on me, but you'd wear yourself out before I do.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

A) This is me not caring.
B) That is totally not the point.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

As to the suggestion of running, allow me to quote the great Iron Maiden:

RUN FOR THE HILLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Comrades, you are on your own!

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Hey, I just got your back here is all. I'm thinking maybe a "DOUG SMASH!" moment followed by a fairly long sequence of "DOUG CUT OFF FROM SWEET LOVIN'!" moments is not exactly what you have in mind.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Run all you like.

Computers will stop talking to you.

Lab doors will stop opening for you.

AND YOU WILL ITCH, CYBORG-BOY!

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Dammit. You ruin all my fun.

...also, Angie's too busy plotting to make sweet lovin'.

This sucks.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

So be all supportive and wait until she gets back full of the flush of victory, that's my advice.

And make sure your door's all the way closed when she does.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

[LOGOS VOICE MODE ON]

The day you can outhack me, especially remotely, I will roll over and why is my lab access not working and god damn you Ramsey why is my PDA putting out a GPS locator signal and oh shit Marie-Ange I swear it was all Marius' idea really you don't want to

[SIGNAL LOST]

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

This is my victorious smirk.

Now I just have to wait for my girlfriend to come back full of the flush of victory.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Same goes for you and Kitty, buddy boy.

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Sorry, mate, Cats found me an hour and a half ago. At this point, anything you lot cook up can only run a distant second.