Email to Illyana

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To: [Coming to the bloody prom!]
From: [The fantastic one]


You? Are coming to the prom. You know why? Because we will be snarky and fantabulous and mock everyone for being less fantastic than us. Because I am (probably) chaperoning.

And because we will LAUGH at Marius and Kyle in suits and eat fake french food on little sticks and drink fake cosmos. And you will wear my blue dress if you don't have one and my ballet slippers.

And we will have fun. Lots of it.

Are you clear?

*mwah*

Comments

Reply to Monet

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To: [Do you get a commission if I go?]
From: [Apparently going to the prom]

My impression is that you are not going to let up unless I give in. I will do this on the condition that you mock everyone with me, and do not forget that I grew up in hell and thus have no idea what one does at a prom, except for the aforementioned mocking. You will have to be my guide.

Also, do my makeup and make me not look like a freak. If I am going to be mocking people, I refuse to do so while looking stupid myself.

What are the chances I could bribe you out of making me do this?

Re: Reply to Monet

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To: [Yay, you're going!]
From: [Ms Perfect]

The chance that you could bribe me out of this is pretty much non-existant and I'm also not going to give up till you come. I will mock everyone with you and be your guide. You don't even have to dance if you don't want to.

Don't worry about the hair and makeup and clothes - you can borrow a dress and shoes and I'll pick up some makeup in your colours. *grins* What I've got now for me? Would so not suit you. I can even teach you how to do it all if you want?

I will stay with you and mock other people with you the entire time. Unless I'm busy stopping kidlets from doing things they're not supposed to do.

Re: Reply to Monet

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To: [Bossy]
From: [Capitulating]

Fine, fine. Just so long as there's mocking, and I am not expected to actually partake in the stupid bits of the social ritual. I mean, I'm sorry, but I saw Carrie this past year and if there is pig's blood involved I will be leaving.

You can try to teach me, but it's been tried before and I think I'm a lost cause. Too many steps or something. Fortunately I am pretty on my own merits. But thank you, I suppose, even though you basically forced me into it. I suppose the mocking will be fun.

... You're stopping people from breaking the rules? How'd you convince them to let you?

Re: Reply to Monet

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To: [Yay, you're going!]
From: [Ms Perfect]

The who with the what now? Where the fuck did you get pig's blood from? There's not going to be any because it'll ruin our shoes. Can you imagine getting that out of your dress? Just, no.

I'll leave off teaching you, then. It's a good thing you've got good bones. I'm just saying. :)

I've got no idea, actually. It just happened. I'm speaking to Marie about it and ..yeah.

Also, yay!