email to Nate
May. 25th, 2007 12:54 pmTo: [Nate]
From: [Jean]
Subject: Squirrels
I'm amused. Laurie would have me believe she was attacked by a squirrel, and I'm compelled to assume that Rachel's tormenting is either thus fully justified because we have evil squirrels or, and I think this is more likely, the local population has finally flipped out over her squirrel flinging and we're all going to be gnawed to death in our sleep.
Just thought you should know, since they'll clearly be coming for you and the little bit first.
-J
From: [Jean]
Subject: Squirrels
I'm amused. Laurie would have me believe she was attacked by a squirrel, and I'm compelled to assume that Rachel's tormenting is either thus fully justified because we have evil squirrels or, and I think this is more likely, the local population has finally flipped out over her squirrel flinging and we're all going to be gnawed to death in our sleep.
Just thought you should know, since they'll clearly be coming for you and the little bit first.
-J