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[xp_daytripper]

To: [sneaky one]
From: [sneaky two]



Okay, I know I've been gone a while and Wanda said it was all right and she'd cover things, but I just popped by to tell her I was back and she looks rough. Like she's been burning the candle at both ends and up the middle. Want to help me enforce some time off tomorrow and lock her out of her office? I'll need your help with some kind of booby trap against her powers - I can put a ward on it, but it'll just warn me if she tries to get in, not stop her.

A.

PS: Miss me? ;)

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To: [probably got a whole lot this weekend]
From: [dryspell]

I'd go for the simple things. Less complex means less stuff for her powers to affect, right? Hook up a battery to her doorknob on the inside so when she touches it on the outside, she shocks herself. Or the classic paint bucket in the doorway, which will fall on her if she opens the door. Something like that.

-Mark

PS. It was like the sun set and didn't rise again.

[xp_daytripper]

To: [needs to get out more]
From: [Africa's a long way away]

Try the last three weeks. There's been a lot of getting. *grins* Only Elpis called, and he's in, um, Tanzania? now.

Simple, simple... Would glitter be too evil? I learned from living with Clarice that the stuff is perfect angst repellant. Should make her flee the building if she got a bucket of that on her head if she got past the locked door.

A.

PS: Aw, I feel all warm and tingly now... no, wait, that's the drinks I had on the plane.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

To: [probably shouldn't go back to Africa for a while]
From: [never wants to be anywhere near that continent again]

Hmm. Glitter is to be feared. I say go with it :)

M.

PS. Ouch. That hurt.

[xp_daytripper]

To: [got a point]
From: [in agreement]

This is when we cackle, right? Evil laugh and all? Ta, mate, I appreciate it.

A.

PS: Want me to kiss it better? Actually, got a better idea - come over and help me find a home for this bottle of vodka that followed me home?

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vodka? im outside ur door right now.