SMS to Amanda

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So you and Marie are technically sisters. Who knew? Good thing you never slept with her, eh? Drinkies Friday night?


OOC: Uh, backdated due to forgetting that Zan Zar Zameen was on

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Reply SMS to Monet

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Didn't you learn last time not to spread dumb rumours?

Reply SMS to Amanada

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There may have been a lesson there which is why I'm only spreading ones that are actually true according to good sources. Not the cuckoos.

Reply SMS to Amanada

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See, Marie is Kurt's sister. Kurt is your brother, remember? Therefore, you and Marie are now sisters.

Re: Reply SMS to Amanada

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The fuck she is. What 'good sources'?

Reply SMS to Amanada

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Forge via Marius. Marius told me in an email. I'll forward it.

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No way. No fucking way. That'd mean Marie's mother is _Mystique_ and I can't see her having _two_ kids who're X-Men.

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Yes way. Unless they were messing with me. Which would mean that I've messed with you, Clarice, Jennie and 'yana.

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You've told how many people? That's it, I'm emailing Forge and getting to the bottom of this. It's wrong, it has to be.

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I'd have told that new girl, but she's so with the not speaking English right now.

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And I figured Kane wouldn't care when I was talking to him. It's too gossipy for him. Also, I was distracted by the shoulders. Your sister's boy has good shoulders.

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You really need a hobby, M.

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The man has nice shoulders, okay? So does your brother, for that matter.

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You go after Kurt and hurt him and I don't care _how_ invulnerable you are.

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I won't hurt him. Maybe just bite him a bit? Play with him? That sort of thing.

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NO BITING.

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You're no fun. Can I bite you instead?

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Me... no! No biting! If you're that randy, go find some porn or something! Go to Silver and pick up!

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I don't have time. I'm off to Afghanistan tomorrow afternoon. Still, you're no fun.

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Angelo thinks I'm plenty of fun, thanks.

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Yes, well thats him. He thinks reading things for Elpis is fun.

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And you're going to Afghanistan for the shopping, right.

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Shuddup.